The 'Make An Honest Confession' Thread! Part V: Rebirth

[Kane52630]

If they are, I pity them. But I won't just feel pity, I'll probably be eating a sandwich too.

Making E-man proud.

 

[Anubis]

Personally I'd go with a pudding cup.

 

[SuperFerret]

And that's good, because pudding cups are the antithesis of trannies, and you're showing your multifaceted personality.

 

[Anubis]

Yeah.

I'm.....complex.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

So wait, I'm closeted and Anubis is into trannies?

 

[Anubis]

Among other things, yes.

 

[SuperFerret]

So wait, I'm closeted and Anubis is into trannies?

Holy news flash!

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Hey man, whatever floats your boat, right?

 

[Anubis]

Speaking of this whole you possibly being gay thing, what happened to make you think that you might be gay?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I was "confused" like I am now back in high school. Explored my options and it wasn't really for me. Then I found myself becoming emotionally attached to a dude not too long ago.

 

[E-Man]

How did y'all not know 'Nubs is into trannies? That's like his calling card. Also if there is an afterlife I doubt that there is a hell for "sinners." Hell is a really illogical concept.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I always thought it was an "LOL J/K GUYSSSS" thing, which it might still be.

 

[Anubis]

I was "confused" like I am now back in high school. Explored my options and it wasn't really for me. Then I found myself becoming emotionally attached to a dude not too long ago.

What, like a man crush or you want to jump his bones...bone. That sounds better. You wanna jump his bone?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Not really so much "jump his bones", but if things were to happen, I wouldn't stop it.

 

[Anubis]

Is he gay?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Yeah. ahah

 

[spideyboy_1111]

Yeah. ahah

soooo the only thing you're worried about, with acting on your feelings is the theoretical chance that you might go to hell? when you don't believe in the religion anyway? Maybe you should go to a gay friendly church and speak with someone?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

soooo the only thing you're worried about, with acting on your feelings is the theoretical chance that you might go to hell? when you don't believe in the religion anyway? Maybe you should go to a gay friendly church and speak with someone?

I was actually thinking about that!

I just don't want to come out now (if I am gay), because it's the last thing our family needs, and I don't want to say anything until I'm 100% sure.

 

[Anubis]

Funny thing about that is that it proposes that as long as you don't act on it, you're good, even though you're gay as Liberace's toilet brush.

If there is a heaven, and you die without ever acting on your gay feelings, will you be allowed to now be gay in what is supposed to be paradise?

What's stopping that from other types of supposed sins? If you wanted to rape and kill hookers but suppressed the urge, is heaven all rape and dead hookers?

The logic here is flawed.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

I was actually thinking about that!

I just don't want to come out now (if I am gay), because it's the last thing our family needs, and I don't want to say anything until I'm 100% sure.

you shouldn't come out unless you're completely sure either. Most gay guys have been through what you have. I did in highschool... I wanted to merry and settle down with a girl so badly.. fell in love with a few too... but when i realized i thought of naked guys and got aroused, and i couldn't get into thinking about girls naked (even with straight porn, i got off to seeing the guy enjoy himself), i realized... i'm gay.

a year later i moved to california and was able to explore myself much more, and meet many other gay guys. I came out almost a year ago, and it went well.

 

[Charlie Boy]

How did y'all not know 'Nubs is into trannies? That's like his calling card.

That's what I'm sayin...

 

[enterthemadness]

How did y'all not know 'Nubs is into trannies? That's like his calling card. Also if there is an afterlife I doubt that there is a hell for "sinners." Hell is a really illogical concept.

If a heaven exists, hell exists. At least for super sinners like Hitler. Honestly, I wouldn't be that shocked if most of hell was a party zone. Why would Satan punish most people til end of time? Then again what do I know...

I'm more curious about purgatory. Like if it's real. Like...don't some people say that's for people not worthy of going to Heaven or He'll? Damn it IPhone, I said hell

 

[Aesop Rocks]

you shouldn't come out unless you're completely sure either. Most gay guys have been through what you have. I did in highschool... I wanted to merry and settle down with a girl so badly.. fell in love with a few too... but when i realized i thought of naked guys and got aroused, and i couldn't get into thinking about girls naked (even with straight porn, i got off to seeing the guy enjoy himself), i realized... i'm gay.

a year later i moved to california and was able to explore myself much more, and meet many other gay guys. I came out almost a year ago, and it went well.

****, it's like you're in my head or something.

minus the part about the porn. hahahaha

 

[Charlie Boy]

I confess that I'm seriously considering abstaining from sex for a while.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

too much mindless sex, nothing meaningful.