The Manspread

[Lily Adler]

Why do men have this unconscious desire to spread their legs while sitting? Thank Helen Mirren for this thread.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Gotta have room for the boys to breathe.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Thank Helen Mirren for this thread.

Helen Mirren is not a man and I don't know how often she spreads her legs (but I'm sure she has her reasons).

 

[Breogan]

 

[Evelisse]

NY MTA signs-

meh, they have no arms, how much space do they really need

 

[Godzilla2000]

Maybe it's more comfortable to spread your legs as opposed to squeezing your balls all day by keeping them crossed. Guys can you back me up on that?

 

[Lily Adler]

Gotta have room for the boys to breathe.

That fine, but when you spread it to the point where you are taking up the entire bench, couch, whatever that's when it becomes a problem.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Maybe it's more comfortable to spread your legs as opposed to squeezing your balls all day by keeping them crossed. Guys can you back me up on that?

I believe AC/DC did a song about this.

 

[Godzilla2000]

I believe AC/DC did a song about this.

Indeed they did.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Maybe it's more comfortable to spread your legs as opposed to squeezing your balls all day by keeping them crossed. Guys can you back me up on that?

Sister, if I didn't already have an awesome sig line ...

 

[Tempest]

That fine, but when you spread it to the point where you are taking up the entire bench, couch, whatever that's when it becomes a problem.

That's less about comfort than it is about dominance.

 

[Victarion]

Its called confidence you slack jawed nerds.

 

[Apollo]

yes... this is a problem. Especially on trains.

 

[Sawyer]

Of course I spread. The opposite of a spread is a tuck.

And I don't play that ****.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Manspread is tame compared to people who place their bag on the seat next to them.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Of course I spread. The opposite of a spread is a tuck.

And I don't play that ****.

Oh please, we all know the elabourate and disturbing ritual you go through before you re-log in and post as Tempest.

 

[Sawyer]

Goodbye Hoooooooorseeeeees

 

[THUNDERSTRIKE]

my ex-wife was enough of a nutcracker and ballbreaker... I want to keep what little nuts I have left after the married experience... so I need as much manspread as possible for myself...

 

[Soapy]

That fine, but when you spread it to the point where you are taking up the entire bench, couch, whatever that's when it becomes a problem.

Things That Never Happened for $1000, Alex.

 

[Apollo]

you go on to a crowded train. You look over and see a guy manspeading which takes up two seats. The third seat has his bag on it. You look at him. His eyes are shut with headphones on with blasting music. You say "excuse me".. He doesn't even flinch...

 

[THUNDERSTRIKE]

you go on to a crowded train. You look over and see a guy manspeading which takes up two seats. The third seat has his bag on it. You look at him. His eyes are shut with headphones on with blasting music. You say "excuse me".. He doesn't even flinch...

if I see somebody manspreading it and has a bag on an empty seat next to him and his eyes are closed listening to music and I wanna sit down, I'll damn sure disturb him with a tap to his shoulder and a "you mind?'... I don't give a **** if I'm inconveniencing him... if there's no other seats around that are free, he's damn sure not gonna inconvenience ME if I paid for a ride on the train and there's a seat available for me to sit my ass down on......

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Um... Our junk is outside the body while the lady parts are inside the body. Yeah, there are obnoxious dudes that take it to the extreme, but for the most part men are just more comfortable in that position.

 

[Godzilla2000]

Sister, if I didn't already have an awesome sig line ...

You can always file it away for future use.

Oh please, we all know the elabourate and disturbing ritual you go through before you re-log in and post as Tempest.

I'm finding that image slightly erotic to me.

 

[Victarion]

Things That Never Happened for $1000, Alex.

Nice avatar there.

 

[Tempest]

Oh please, we all know the elabourate and disturbing ritual you go through before you re-log in and post as Tempest.

You revealed my secret identity? That's just rude.