Man, I'm really starting to think I should take up that Asian woman's offer to give you an intervention. What's going on with you? You're going off the deep end lately. You're climbing trees to eat bird eggs, you hang out with that weird crowd under the bridge, get into barroom brawls with enraged transvestites, constantly drinking wine in soda cans...and now you're stalking FlickChick? You wanna start a beef with DJ too?
I feel like you've been standing on the edge of a cliff man, really gonna have to work on that...