The Navy is a trick to steal your kids.

[DarkFire-J]

a man from the navy tried to recruit me the other day. so he showed me the book and on the back of the book i saw a man from the navy standing behind the new guy with a gun aiming it to his head and both of them had on the same uniform.

 

[Erzengel]

What's the opposite of funny?

Because I think that word would be apropo for this thread.

 

[Gotendbz-2]

FREEDOM!!!

 

[DarkFire-J]

What's the opposite of funny?

Because I think that word would be apropo for this thread.

i'm serious. ill try to scan the picture and upload it to the computer so i can show you

 

[paulyfknt90]

it sucks that once you turn a certain age your automaticaly inroled in the army or w.e.

"At a stop light green means go, yellow means slow down, and red means stop. For a banna it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go right ahead, and red means, where did you get that banna at? ~ Mitch Hedberg R.I.P."

lmao that was one of his best jokes.

i also love this one


so i go into this pizzaria and order a slice, so this guys hands me the skiniest slice ever, if this slice of pizza was represented in a pie chart of what would you do with a million dollars, i got the donate to charity slice, well excuse me but id like to exchange this for the keep it!

 

[jaguarr]

You should enlist.

jag

 

[Ben Urich]

This guy rivals GoldenAgeHero for overall thread-starting idiocy.

 

[Duende Verde]

Yvan Eht Nioj

 

[Kable24]

This guy rivals GoldenAgeHero for overall thread-starting idiocy.

don't forget superhobo.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

This guy rivals GoldenAgeHero for overall thread-starting idiocy.

oh no you didn't

 

[Ben Urich]

oh no you didn't

Well played. t:

 

[Fred_Fury]

navy commercials are so ******ed. whenever you see a navy commercial you see navy seals jumping out of helicopters, boarding a ship, kicking ass, but in actuality, only about .001% of everyone that joins the navy does that stuff.

The navy, like the air force, is filled with a bunch of pogues.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

From what all the old Navy dudes here say, they should show a lot of shots of polishing brass rails.

 

[Duende Verde]

From what all the old Navy dudes here say, they should show a lot of shots of polishing brass rails.

Or getting their "Fash On".

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Yeah, they all wear Capris and Fleece. So what?

 

[blind_fury]

strength for now. strength for later.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zRfy0yHqGQ

 

[blind_fury]

i also love this one


so i go into this pizzaria and order a slice, so this guys hands me the skiniest slice ever, if this slice of pizza was represented in a pie chart of what would you do with a million dollars, i got the donate to charity slice, well excuse me but id like to exchange this for the keep it!

t:

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I've always wanted to join the Navy.

 

[Fred_Fury]

strength for now. strength for later.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zRfy0yHqGQ

HAHAHA thats ****ing hilarious

 

[Fred_Fury]

I've always wanted to join the Navy.

I thought about joining the navy... only because they use the same rank structure as star trek. but... nah... I want to see action.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

There's too many army/navy/military threads.

 

[Fred_Fury]

no, theres not enough. theres too many "hey im an unemployed loser" threads.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I've always wanted to run around and shoot and blow things up but there's no way in Hell I would last during boot camp. I get very catty with authority.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

And the outfits are horrendous.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

but there's no way in Hell I would last during boot camp. I get very catty with authority.

Best movie ever?