*The New Superhero Cinematic Civil War Thread - Part 61

[Shinobi Shaw]

I don’t doubt Ali’s skill, but trying to top Blade 1998 was a tall order.

We don’t talk or celebrate that movie in particular enough.

 

[Ninjablade]

I love that everything we learn about Blade is "here's this thing that sounds really cool and easy to do" and Feige's response was "what if RDJ was Doom"

 

[Pennywise]

Blade was the first R-rated movie I ever saw, and I still love that and Blade 2!

Could barely get through Trinity.

 

[Kane52630]

Could barely get through Trinity.

Wasn't a problem for me.

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

Wasn't a problem for me.

Jessica Biel and Mischa Barton... two careers where I always ask, WTF HAPPENED?!

 

[Drizzle]

Jessica Biel and Mischa Barton... two careers where I always ask, WTF HAPPENED?!

Jessica Biel realized she didn't have to try so hard once she married Mr. "This is going to ruin the tour" and Mischa Barton? Well...

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

Jessica Biel realized she didn't have to try so hard once she married Mr. "This is going to ruin the tour" and Mischa Barton? Well...

LMAO, oh poor Mischa. That was my 2000's crush.

And I keep forgetting Biel is Mrs Timberfake now.

 

[Deck Rickard]

LMAO, oh poor Mischa. That was my 2000's crush.

And I keep forgetting Biel is Mrs Timberfake now.
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And an anti-vaxxer.

I swear, these ****ing idiots are going to get us all killed.

 

[Pennywise]

They really f’d up the design in the final film!

 

[Kane52630]

When you realize the movie you signed up for in 2008 would have consequences:

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

I'm still mad Liv Tyler was only in it for 5 seconds.

 

[Deck Rickard]

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They really f’d up the design in the final film!

It’s Tom Green!

 

[Lily Adler]

We're going to learn Sinners was Coogler's Blade pitch aren't we?

 

[Lily Adler]

 

[Deck Rickard]

More Pedro Pascals, please.

And less [insert actor here who signed on to that Harry Potter reboot].

 

[Lily Adler]

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Deadpool*

 

[Babillygunn]

Harry Potter reboot, starring: Scott Baio, Kevin Sorbo, Dean Cain, Kristy Swanson and Gina Carano

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

Harry Potter reboot, starring: Scott Baio, Kevin Sorbo, Dean Cain, Kristy Swanson and Gina Carano

Sorbo and Swanson are just the American version of the Malfoys.

 

[Lily Adler]

Harry Potter reboot, starring: Scott Baio, Kevin Sorbo, Dean Cain, Kristy Swanson and Gina Carano

Music by Kid Rock and Jason Aldean featuring the new Hit Single Witches go to Hell by Carrie Underwood.

 

[Pennywise]

Julia Garner talks joining 'Fantastic Four: First Steps': 'Wait, isn't the Silver Surfer a man?'

Julia Garner talks becoming Marvel's new Silver Surfer in 'Fantastic Four: First Steps' — and why she actually didn't need to learn how to surf before filming.

t.co

 

[Ninjablade]

It's so nice when the actual actor playing a superhero is a decent person and not a raging bigot.

 

[Lily Adler]

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Julia Garner talks joining 'Fantastic Four: First Steps': 'Wait, isn't the Silver Surfer a man?'

Julia Garner talks becoming Marvel's new Silver Surfer in 'Fantastic Four: First Steps' — and why she actually didn't need to learn how to surf before filming.

t.co

Is it so hard to put boobs on the T1000.

 

[flickchick85]

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Julia Garner talks joining 'Fantastic Four: First Steps': 'Wait, isn't the Silver Surfer a man?'

Julia Garner talks becoming Marvel's new Silver Surfer in 'Fantastic Four: First Steps' — and why she actually didn't need to learn how to surf before filming.

t.co

"Why she didn't need to learn how to surf before filming." Um, did anyone expect the Silver Surfer to do actual surfing???

 

[Ninjablade]

"Why she didn't need to learn how to surf before filming." Um, did anyone expect the Silver Surfer to do actual surfing???

You're telling me the Silver Surfer does not partake in his/her namesake's sport? They should be shredding those waves brah

 

[Drizzle]

You're telling me the Silver Surfer does not partake in his namesake's sport? He should be shredding those waves brah

If you're not shredding some serious gnar to the Chili Peppers, you're not doing it right.