The now NEW Official DC Stupid Questions thread: Didio Headaches - Part 2

[Anubis]

That totally makes sense.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Suffrage or death, chauvinist oppressor!

 

[jaganar]

btw MODD,
i know im one of the few who are going HOW THE BLAZES do you get S for the house of EL .

(altho its explained in perfect sense via LAST GOD OF KRYPTON)


in other news >__>


ripclaw is now a steel faced version of wolverine and a total DOOSHE

RAVAGERS #1

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[Anubis]

I think they're purposely trying to ruin the Wildcats.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Those aren't the Wildcats, bud. I refuse them.

 

[jaganar]

MODD, i didnt say WC, i said Ripclaw ... and im praying that common sense kicks in to the new 52 *altho im not holding my breath*


HARLEY - CRAPPY origin *mistake number 1*

LOBO - being a hobo *mistake number 2*

a great character like RIP having no wolverine-esque hair and totally UN-NECCESARY makeover *mistake number 3*


this is my overall reaction the crappy PANTS rule that DC adopted

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http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lef79rcVfF1qblpito1_500.gif

Those aren't the Wildcats, bud. I refuse them.

 

[Varient]

Why are Lana Lang and Lois Lane the only women in the DC Universe who find Superman attractive?

Depending on the "age" and type of "Superman" Clark has been stalked and pursued by scads of women,.. including Maxima for example.

He has groupies,.. but moves around so much that they can't trip him up.

In the story where all the men except Superman and Luthor die off (Elseworlds?) - there is a scene @ JLA headquarters where the remaining superfemales are staring at him like they needed him out of his uniform and playing super harem - I dare say that if he's asked for volunteers,.. they would've formed a line on the right of the bed and done an assembly line.

 

[Panthro]

Depending on the "age" and type of "Superman" Clark has been stalked and pursued by scads of women,.. including Maxima for example.

He has groupies,.. but moves around so much that they can't trip him up.

In the story where all the men except Superman and Luthor die off (Elseworlds?) - there is a scene @ JLA headquarters where the remaining superfemales are staring at him like they needed him out of his uniform and playing super harem - I dare say that if he's asked for volunteers,.. they would've formed a line on the right of the bed and done an assembly line.

It's just that whenever I read DC comics (which is becoming a bit less frequent due to limits on money & what not) it often feels like whenever they want to emphasize the "sex appeal" of a male lead it's usually Batman or Nightwing. Or maybe I'm thinking more of the DCAU.



So... does Jessie Quick no longer exist in any universe at this point?

 

[Manic]

So... does Jessie Quick no longer exist in any universe at this point?

She's a legacy hero descended from two WWII heroes, so I think it's fair to say she doesn't exist in the new 5 year old superhero community.

 

[WompuM]

Depending on the "age" and type of "Superman" Clark has been stalked and pursued by scads of women,.. including Maxima for example.

He has groupies,.. but moves around so much that they can't trip him up.

In the story where all the men except Superman and Luthor die off (Elseworlds?) - there is a scene @ JLA headquarters where the remaining superfemales are staring at him like they needed him out of his uniform and playing super harem - I dare say that if he's asked for volunteers,.. they would've formed a line on the right of the bed and done an assembly line.

JLA Created Equal. Sort of a crappy book. Lot of mischaracterization for Superman including some child abuse.

 

[Cain]

MODD, i didnt say WC, i said Ripclaw ... and im praying that common sense kicks in to the new 52 *altho im not holding my breath*


HARLEY - CRAPPY origin *mistake number 1*

LOBO - being a hobo *mistake number 2*

a great character like RIP having no wolverine-esque hair and totally UN-NECCESARY makeover *mistake number 3*


this is my overall reaction the crappy PANTS rule that DC adopted

Spoiler

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lef79rcVfF1qblpito1_500.gif

DC owns Wildstorm NOT Top Cow. It's Warblade (member of WC) not Ripclaw. Not that it makes it any better but at least in the old WS continuity he had a history of being a ****head for a bad organization like Lobdell's crappy Warblade characterization is before Jacob Marlowe (Lord Emp) reprogrammed him.

 

[jaganar]

DC owns Wildstorm NOT Top Cow. It's Warblade (member of WC) not Ripclaw. Not that it makes it any better but at least in the old WS continuity he had a history of being a ****head for a bad organization like Lobdell's crappy Warblade characterization is before Jacob Marlowe (Lord Emp) reprogrammed him.

well i was under the impression that WS was related to TC.
this does little to quell my rage tho .

i am however man enough to admit im wrong ,

but easy mistake ,especially consdering that RIPCLAW and warblade had artists who would repeatedly draw them in simmilar poses (hence why i immediatly jumped to RIPCLAW ....)

if WB was a dip5hit in the comics i blurred it out (like how ppl say hawkeye is a FRAKKer in avengers comics)

 

[Varient]

JLA Created Equal. Sort of a crappy book. Lot of mischaracterization for Superman including some child abuse.

I didn't like parts of it because:
1. Lois Lane had THE NERVE to have issue with sharing the ONLY MAN left on the planet.

2. Luthor was snatching up, lobotmizing women and knocking them up.

I was honestly surprised someone hadn't taken either of them out.

 

[jaganar]

in SITUATIONS like this YOU IDJITS need to post the comic # or TITLE so the rest of us wont have to go INSANE looking for said comic >__>


PLZ AND THANK YOU - signed the rest of the class

I didn't like parts of it because:
1. Lois Lane had THE NERVE to have issue with sharing the ONLY MAN left on the planet.

2. Luthor was snatching up, lobotmizing women and knocking them up.

I was honestly surprised someone hadn't taken either of them out.

 

[WompuM]

well i was under the impression that WS was related to TC.
this does little to quell my rage tho .

i am however man enough to admit im wrong ,

but easy mistake ,especially consdering that RIPCLAW and warblade had artists who would repeatedly draw them in simmilar poses (hence why i immediatly jumped to RIPCLAW ....)

if WB was a dip5hit in the comics i blurred it out (like how ppl say hawkeye is a FRAKKer in avengers comics)

in SITUATIONS like this YOU IDJITS need to post the comic # or TITLE so the rest of us wont have to go INSANE looking for said comic >__>


PLZ AND THANK YOU - signed the rest of the class

Who the **** is this guy? Who do you think you are; going around the censor by using a 5 instead of an s in the word ****? We appreciate appropriate syntax, spelling, capitalization, and punctuation in these parts. Do you understand me?

 

[jaganar]

someone HOTTER and SEzIER than you

and btw GUESS who just happens to have a pic of YOU from a hidden camera in YOUR house

*posts the image of WUMPUM* for everyone to see

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[Anubis]

Will somebody please hit this thing with the ban hammer please?

 

[Llama_Shepherd]

Although, it sorta reminds me of Professor Pyg.

 

[jaganar]

I don't know when it happened, but do a search for "Lara DC comics" and you'll find a bunch of people listing that as her full name.

ok fine and dandy she is kryptonian , but did she get spliced with the angel-thingy (i may be thinking of another supergirl tho)

, but not everyone is rebooted with an origin , just a FRAKK'D up grey area . take for example the grey between brightest day and the GL series... they are either really smart (with the plot lines) or really lucky because besides the SUICIDE SQUAD and CATWOMAN these are the only titles i follow and the GL titles are well written .

i mean especially the current punchlines in GREEN LANTERN regular.
which shows their LUCK/BRILLIANCE depending on how you look at it.

on a personal note

Spoiler

there are things i wanna spoil for my friend but i cant because he is a huge azz GREENER. and he has missed like the past 4 yrs due to personal issues. and its a HUGE temptation

 

[Artistsean]

How do Hawkman and Hawkwoman's reincarnation work? Do they get reborn as babies and have to live their whole lifes? Or do they get reborn into other people's bodies that already exist, like take over other bodies? Or do they get reborn as fully grown adults?

 

[Anubis]

Babies, except for that one time Hawkgirl was reborn into the body of her niece or grand niece or whatever she was cuz she committed suicide at the same time Hawkgirl was dying.

 

[Manic]

ok fine and dandy she is kryptonian , but did she get spliced with the angel-thingy (i may be thinking of another supergirl tho)

, but not everyone is rebooted with an origin , just a FRAKK'D up grey area . take for example the grey between brightest day and the GL series... they are either really smart (with the plot lines) or really lucky because besides the SUICIDE SQUAD and CATWOMAN these are the only titles i follow and the GL titles are well written .

i mean especially the current punchlines in GREEN LANTERN regular.
which shows their LUCK/BRILLIANCE depending on how you look at it.

on a personal note

Spoiler

there are things i wanna spoil for my friend but i cant because he is a huge azz GREENER. and he has missed like the past 4 yrs due to personal issues. and its a HUGE temptation

This appears to be in response to something I wrote, but I refuse to read it because I use the English language properly.

 

[Lord Fanny]

ok fine and dandy she is kryptonian , but did she get spliced with the angel-thingy (i may be thinking of another supergirl tho)

, but not everyone is rebooted with an origin , just a FRAKK'D up grey area . take for example the grey between brightest day and the GL series... they are either really smart (with the plot lines) or really lucky because besides the SUICIDE SQUAD and CATWOMAN these are the only titles i follow and the GL titles are well written .

i mean especially the current punchlines in GREEN LANTERN regular.
which shows their LUCK/BRILLIANCE depending on how you look at it.

on a personal note

Spoiler

there are things i wanna spoil for my friend but i cant because he is a huge azz GREENER. and he has missed like the past 4 yrs due to personal issues. and its a HUGE temptation

I lurk, but I registered to exorcize this demon back to the darkest side of the netherworld where it can babble and spurt in its madness. Be gone, dema settia yougita!

 

[Havok83]

What is Huntress up to these days and what is her current origin? She's still Helena Bertinelli right?

 

[javi1024]

I think what I've been able to piece together from last weeks discussion is Huntress is Helena Wayne, daughter of Bruce Wayne from Earth-2. She, as that Earth's Robin, was with Earth-2 Supergirl fighting alongside Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman when their Earth was invaded by Darkseid 5 years ago, but the Trinity ended up dying. Both she and Supergirl (Karen I believe?) wound up in a boom tube that sent them to Earth-0 (or is it Earth-1?). So Helena Bertinelli is an alias teaming up with with Supergirl, now going by Powergirl, in World's Finest.

How did I do?