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Purple Kang, Purple Kang
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Who is the biggest pimp in marvel. Some options:
Kang: Has knocked up 24 different women (and killed 23 of those children; ouch....) As the emperor of the biggest empire in marveldom, spanning 100 light years, 80 centuries, and with a population of trillions, you've got to figure he's had several more.
Nathaniel Richards: He has illegitimate children in every era. It's only appropriate that Kang is named after this guy; both have a knack for being dead-beat dads.
Wolverine: He's 120 years old, and he's had just about everybody, and their mom....and their grand-mother. And their cousin. And their cousin's cousin... and their ...
Charles Xavier: Now this seems like a weird choice, but think about it; he's had numerous liasons with women from all sorts of planets and galaxies.
Tony Stark: Tony Stark is just...Tony Stark. The Bruce Wayne of Marvel. He got with She-Hulk even after he sent her cousin up in a rocket to outerspace. That's skills.
Starfox: His power is basically to seduce and excite pleasure in others. 'nuff said....
Any others? Who is marvel's biggest pimp?
Kang: Has knocked up 24 different women (and killed 23 of those children; ouch....) As the emperor of the biggest empire in marveldom, spanning 100 light years, 80 centuries, and with a population of trillions, you've got to figure he's had several more.
Nathaniel Richards: He has illegitimate children in every era. It's only appropriate that Kang is named after this guy; both have a knack for being dead-beat dads.
Wolverine: He's 120 years old, and he's had just about everybody, and their mom....and their grand-mother. And their cousin. And their cousin's cousin... and their ...
Charles Xavier: Now this seems like a weird choice, but think about it; he's had numerous liasons with women from all sorts of planets and galaxies.
Tony Stark: Tony Stark is just...Tony Stark. The Bruce Wayne of Marvel. He got with She-Hulk even after he sent her cousin up in a rocket to outerspace. That's skills.
Starfox: His power is basically to seduce and excite pleasure in others. 'nuff said....
Any others? Who is marvel's biggest pimp?
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