LanternLight said:
My GF recently broke up with me because she "was tired of the long distance relationship". Was she banging another guy while away at college, or did she wait til we broke up?
She waited till she broke up with you. Now, don't get it twisted, she was seeing the other man while she was with you. Probably came close to banging him while you were still together. But she stopped due to guilt... or because they always got horny in the wrong place at the wrong time.(like at church, or the waiting line at the DMV) She dumps you to feel free to move on with her new love, symbolizing that her past is behind her now, she waits one day, due to the fact that she feels bad. And then, day 2, she's on the prowl again.
Don't feel too bad. Long-distance relationships are hard to make last. Besides, she'll probably end up becoming a 30 year old single mom with 3 kids and 5 baby daddies.
But she did break your heart, so might I suggest some revenge? Send an email to her explaining your feelings about the break up. Attached will be a "special" picture/movie of her that she made specifically for you.(if she dated you for more than a year, chances are you have at least one example of this) Explain to her that you're sending this to all of your friends, including her friends, her parents, and every amateur porn site on the web.
A few years will pass and she will forget about this incident. She will be seeking a new career. She'll get an interview for a major executive company. The meeting will go good, but since they can't just give her the job right off the bat, they tell her they'll give her a call back. Later that night, they will pretty much unanimously decide she is right for the position. But before hiring her, they must complete one thing: THE COMPANY BACKGROUND CHECK!!! When they find out your ex is an "internet porn queen", no way will they hire her.
... or if that doesn't work, you could always try stalking her, letting her know you're there even though she can't see you. Not my favorite option, but it seems to be very popular nowadays.