The Official "Ask A Teddy Bear" Thread!!!

[DDS]

Not married yet. And my mother is... well...

Who is your father?

 

[TEDDY]

Who is your father?

 

[TEDDY]

Opps. Missed a question:

Teddy, does no mean no or does no mean yes?

No

 

[Rando]

why did you post a very old video?

 

[TEDDY]

why did you post a very old video?

Cause despite how old it is, it's still funny as fuzz!


That and some people wouldn't be able to handle the occasional F-word ussage in the other 2 links I was going to use.

 

[Rando]

Cause despite how old it is, it's still funny as fuzz!


That and some people wouldn't be able to handle the occasional F-word ussage in the other 2 links I was going to use.

eh, just put some warnings on it.

that works.

 

[TEDDY]

Ah, I'll keep that in mind next time...

 

[TEDDY]

would u rob me mr teddy?

Yes. Yes I would...not really...probably would though...I kid of course...I wouldn't leave your wallet lying near me...

 

[Rando]

do you love me, TEDDY?

 

[TEDDY]

would u buy one of my muffins

Sure. Why not?

 

[DDS]

Thou shalt breathe life into thine thread!


Do you have any information on the perpetrator known on the internets as "Pedo Bear"?

 

[TEDDY]

Thou shalt breathe life into thine thread!


Do you have any information on the perpetrator known on the internets as "Pedo Bear"?

Just some advice: Parents, FOR THE LOVE OF DOG(lips), DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT LEAVE YOUR CHILDREN ALONE WITH PEDO BEAR!! STRANGER DANGER!! STRANGER DANGER!!

 

[Shemtov]

TEDDY,

i am donating a private island that i own to all teddy bears to be there homeland under two conditions:
1. you name the country TEDDY's New Asgard

2. the national anthem is to this tune:
http://www.contemplator.com/wales/harlech.html

 

[TEDDY]

TEDDY,

i am donating a private island that i own to all teddy bears to be there homeland under two conditions:
1. you name the country TEDDY's New Asgard

2. the national anthem is to this tune:
http://www.contemplator.com/wales/harlech.html

Condition #1 I'm cool with. But I can't hear the theme in condition #2.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Dear Teddy,

What will you be getting me for my Birthday this Friday?

Sincerely,

G2K

 

[Shemtov]

TEDDY,
this is the tune:
http://www.contemplator.com/tunebook/midimusic/harlech.mid!

 

[TEDDY]

Dear Teddy,

What will you be getting me for my Birthday this Friday?

Sincerely,

G2K

Uhhhh... It's a surprise? Yeah, that's it. Just wait and see what I got for you.

 

[TEDDY]

TEDDY,
this is the tune:
http://www.contemplator.com/tunebook/midimusic/harlech.mid!

*starts writing lyrics*

"All hail TEDDY and his greatness; He is number one... "

 

[Shemtov]

dear TEDDY,
Teddy i really like you. you are one funny bear to around.
However, *growls* i work at I.M.P.A.L. E.* (International Mankind Peace* Association (of) Law Enforcement).......please tell us when the bear invasuion is coming.......tell us when and were....or we will send you to the Vault......a prison of torture ten times worse then GITMO!

 

[TEDDY]

dear TEDDY,
Teddy i really like you. you are one funny bear to around.
However, *growls* i work at I.M.P.A.L. E.* (International Mankind Peace* Association (of) Law Enforcement).......please tell us when the bear invasuion is coming.......tell us when and were....or we will send you to the Vault......a prison of torture ten times worse then GITMO!

 

[Shemtov]

OMG TEDDY i'm sorry it was the beer people that are taking over not the bears.
here take one million dollars and never tell anybody about this.
*goes off to invade the coors offices*

 

[Ronny Shade]

teddy,... when we gon' be free?

 

[Sensi]

Teddy, why am I so lonely?

 

[TEDDY]

OMG TEDDY i'm sorry it was the beer people that are taking over not the bears.
here take one million dollars and never tell anybody about this.
*goes off to invade the coors offices*

 

[TEDDY]

teddy,... when we gon' be free?

Soon brotha... soon...