Batman Begins The Official Batman Begins Caption This! Version 2

[Obsidian]

I can't find the other thread I made so I'm making a new one. Hopefully this will brighten everyone's mood in light of the recent events.

I'll start:

Neeson: I need to speak to the Jedi Council. The situation has become much more complicated.

Bale: Wrong movie, dickwad!

Neeson: Oh, sorry.

*poor attempt, but a good start

 

[Gamera]

heh

 

[Obsidian]

the pictures are in spanish39's thread if anyone is wondering

 

[Gamera]

i think i said it before, but i love your avatar
hector kicked ass

 

[Obsidian]

thanks

DON'T LET THIS THREAD DIE!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Gamera]

Ducard: Tell me, Bruce. Is my mustache kinda gay looking? Cause i'm all macho, you know? GRRR.

Bruce: Ehh...yeah. It is gay looking.

Ducard: OMG! SHUT UP, YOU B***CH!

 

[redneckgoliath]

Bruce: I'm sorry , sir, this is a non-smoking area. You'll have to put that out.

Ducard: Oh come on, that joke is so old!

Bruce: Sir, don't make me hit you with my sword.

 

[Gamera]

Interesting signature.

 

[zer00]

ducard: cool smoke effect huh.

bruce: you disgust me.

ducard: why?....hey want to know who I really am?

bruce: I can already tell by looking at you.

 

[redneckgoliath]

Originally posted by Gamera
Interesting signature.

Old joke between a friend and myself after a large gruesome Taco Bell related accident.

 

[Gamera]

OK, cool.
Didn't mean to sound all touchy.
Tacos rule, though i just ordered a large double cheese, sausage and mushroom pizza.

 

[blueboy]

we need to get Bats at the top of the favorite superhero voting poll on the main page!

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

Bale: You like movies about gladiators?

 

[Gamera]

ROFL!
Airplane rules!

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

Originally posted by Gamera
ROFL!
Airplane rules!

Indeed it does.

 

[Obsidian]

Wayne: Let me pass and I'll give you anything you want!

Ducard: Anything?

Wayne: What do you want? Money? Women? ........Men?

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

Neeson: Hug me you son of a b***h!

 

[Artos]

Ducard: You fight with the strengh of many men, Dark Knight. I wish for you to join me. ....

 

[The Gifted One]

family guy

 

[batmanblinks]

*MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND*

R E S P E C T- Aretha Franklin.

 

[antmanx68]

Originally posted by batmanblinks

Bale: C'mon, puff puff pass!

Liam: UUuuuHhhhHhHh.... I - cant - move.

 

[Boom]

Ducard: "I'M SAAAAMOOOOOKIIIN'!!!!!!"

 

[Bud Dwyer]

Ducard: Dude, where's my car?
Wayne: I don't know dude, where's your car?
Ducard: Dude....where's my car?
Wayne: Where's your car, dude?

 

[JTIZZLEVILLE]

Bruce: Hey, your mustache looks alot like Ra's.

Ducard: (nervous) Um, I do not know of this Ra's of which you speak.

 

[Boom]

Bat_truck, you might want to use SPOILER tags for your caption, so people don't get upset.