Mister Meddle
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Burton's movies are a perversion of the Batman mythos. They are also not very well written.
Burton's movies are a perversion of the Batman mythos. They are also not very well written.
I always like your posts, because they're always a shining example of what not to think.Burton's movies are a perversion of the Batman mythos. They are also not very well written.
I always like your posts, because they're always a shining example of what not to think.
It's like an affirmation of my own sanity.

Burton's movies are a perversion of the Batman mythos. They are also not very well written.
Burton's movies are a perversion of the Batman mythos. They are also not very well written.

Right. Superman in a gay Batman suit fighting cliche crime in candy city is better than bizarre gothic setting and gothic shadowy character. Not well written?? And you like Schumachers movies? Is this a joke or just a huge double standard?
t:Right. Superman in a gay Batman suit fighting cliche crime in candy city is better than bizarre gothic setting and gothic shadowy character. Not well written?? And you like Schumachers movies? Is this a joke or just a huge double standard?
I dont get how someone can say this is a perversion opf Batman mythos
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And this is not
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I always like your posts, because they're always a shining example of what not to think.
It's like an affirmation of my own sanity.
Visually the Burton movies were alright, at least the first one, the second one was already a world that didn't fit the Batman comics. Of course I know that people usually fall for those cheap thuganomics, but in the end nothing what Burton did was truly Batman. And when the **** did Bruce Wayne ever behave like he's suffering from ****ing Aspergers syndrome.
Agreed. Especially Kilmer. Sure he was much more emo than the 4 foot tall Michael Keaton but he was superior in every way. I don't know why but he just was. But nobody could touch George Clooney. Not even with a 10 foot pole. It's almost like Batman from the comics came to life with the dude that's dating Stacy Keibler.Batman's portrayal was okay in B&R and Batman Forever.
In Batman and Batman Returns it was not Batman from the comics at all.
Agreed. I personally hate this bizzarro crap as well. This fantasy crap is for children but they try to hide behind teh darkness to make it appealing to adults.The villains sucked in Batman Forever, that I have to admit. But Batman himself was so much better portrayed than what that strange Keaton guy did. And don't get me started on Black-goo-spitting-Penguin and his rocket friends and radioactive-zombie Catwoman. That's simply a Bizarro grimdark take on the Adam West show.
I also think Bruce Wayne was de suckz. I mean sure I know a child could grow up a bit damaged if they went through the same thing. But damnit, this is Batman we're talking about! He should just man up, create an ordinary social life and stop acting so damn weird.
Agreed. Especially Kilmer. Sure he was much more emo than the 4 foot tall Michael Keaton but he was superior in every way. I don't know why but he just was.
Wow, you must be a genius if you consider my IQ of 140 to be low.Nay, it's just an affirmation of your low intelligence and lack of the ability to look beyond the nice pictures.
Visually the Burton movies were alright, at least the first one, the second one was already a world that didn't fit the Batman comics.
Of course I know that people usually fall for those cheap thuganomics, but in the end nothing what Burton did was truly Batman.
And when the **** did Bruce Wayne ever behave like he's suffering from ****ing Aspergers syndrome.
Batman's portrayal was okay in B&R and Batman Forever.
t:The villains sucked in Batman Forever, that I have to admit. But Batman himself was so much better portrayed than what that strange Keaton guy did.
And don't get me started on Black-goo-spitting-Penguin
and his rocket friends
and radioactive-zombie Catwoman.
That's simply a Bizarro grimdark take on the Adam West show.
Actually, that characterization was an intentional decision on Burton's part.Because that was no Asperger syndrome. But people who has witnessed traumatic events, such as someone killing your parents, that live two lives sometimes tend to be introverted and confidential.
How about something with colorful lights, glow in the dark thugs? Now that sounds kickass!
I also think Bruce Wayne was de suckz. I mean sure I know a child could grow up a bit damaged if they went through the same thing. But damnit, this is Batman we're talking about! He should just man up, create an ordinary social life and stop acting so damn weird.
Agreed. Especially Kilmer. Sure he was much more emo than the 4 foot tall Michael Keaton but he was superior in every way. I don't know why but he just was. But nobody could touch George Clooney. Not even with a 10 foot pole. It's almost like Batman from the comics came to life with the dude that's dating Stacy Keibler.
Agreed. I personally hate this bizzarro crap as well. This fantasy crap is for children but they try to hide behind teh darkness to make it appealing to adults.

eg, after he saved Selina Kyle at the beginning of the film, y'know, she is a bit shaken up and nervous, and makes a wee joke about how to address Batman, and he looks at her like she has asked him why he doesn't scoop up dogcrap on his patrols, ie like she is a total weirdo.
That reaction just doesn't make sense to me, I mean, it looked like a real character reaction, not an act, and Keaton's Bruce Wayne was personable enough with other people right? so what's with the weirdo Batman reaction?
It was like they were getting a bit too pretentious with the whole 'damaged crusader' bit, and sometimes what you got was a bad mixture of an attempt at being mysterious and damaged, which added up to getting an annoying character moment.
edit: and i guess someone will come in and say 'Oh, that was him having some kind of pre-cursive feeling of kinship with Selina Kyle, and was weirded out by it...' well, you can read into it that way if you want, but to me, it always read as them trying to illustrate how mysterious and damaged he was, but it came off as too spazzy(U.S. meaning) and annoying.
and anyway, there are other examples of this annoying spazziness(U.S. Meaning).
edit: It was as if every time he put on his Batman suit, Keaton became spaz(U.S. meaning)-man, he was too frickin weird with Vicki in in the cave, and was ultra spazzy(U.S. meaning) weird in that scene in her apartment with the Joker, which imo, is the most cringe worthy moment in the whole 89-97 series, it is just annoying as ****, haha, just a wreckless spaz(U.S. meaning) having a spazzy(U.S. meaning) flake out.

Kilmer's Batman maybe had more opportunities to be shown as more likeable and personable, his interactions with Grayson primarily went a long way in making him a more likeable Batman/BW.
That might be because she was a total weirdo.
Batman =/= Bruce Wayne, remember?
Some pat in the back and going "there, there" is not Batman's stuff. It would have laughable, given that there was a dozen of clown shooting people all around.
Yeah, acting consistently with the character might annoy some people. It is nevertheless considered a good thing by most.
Thanks to this piece of information I can tell what a spazzy (U.S. meaning) post is.![]()
Let's not forget when he meets Chase at the rooftop. She shows him her stuff and he just walks away from her giving her his back like he's too troubled to face the situation. Not since Scarlett O'Hara I had seen such a remarkable likeability.
He already gave a reason why he prefered the Kilmer Batman, he thought the Batman in the Burton's was just a bit *too* weird.
eg, after he saved Selina Kyle at the beginning of the film, y'know, she is a bit shaken up and nervous, and makes a wee joke about how to address Batman, and he looks at her like she has asked him why he doesn't scoop up dogcrap on his patrols, ie like she is a total weirdo.
That reaction just doesn't make sense to me, I mean, it looked like a real character reaction, not an act, and Keaton's Bruce Wayne was personable enough with other people right? so what's with the weirdo Batman reaction?
It was like they were getting a bit too pretentious with the whole 'damaged crusader' bit, and sometimes what you got was a bad mixture of an attempt at being mysterious and damaged, which added up to getting an annoying character moment.
edit: It was as if every time he put on his Batman suit, Keaton became spaz(U.S. meaning)-man, he was too frickin weird with Vicki in in the cave, and was ultra spazzy weird in that scene in her apartment with the Joker, which imo, is the most cringe worthy moment in the whole 89-97 series, it is just annoying as ****, haha, just a wreckless spaz(U.S. meaning).
Kilmer's Batman maybe had more opportunities to be shown as more likeable and personable, his interactions with Grayson primarily went a long way in making him a more likeable Batman/BW.
spazzy(U.S. meaning) and annoying.
and anyway, there are other examples of this annoying spazziness(U.S. Meaning).
edit: It was as if every time he put on his Batman suit, Keaton became spaz(U.S. meaning)-man, he was too frickin weird with Vicki in in the cave, and was ultra spazzy(U.S. meaning) weird in that scene in her apartment with the Joker, which imo, is the most cringe worthy moment in the whole 89-97 series, it is just annoying as ****, haha, just a wreckless spaz(U.S. meaning) having a spazzy(U.S. meaning) flake out.
I'll put the sarcasm to the side this time.
Maybe he was weird. But the question is this.... why is it a bad thing? What are we expecting? Some generic vigilante character that just happens to have a bat costume nearby?
I can't be too harsh on Forever and Kilmer. I don't dislike Batman Forever because it isn't terrible but it's hard to ignore the corny aspects. You said that Kilmer had the opportunity to be shown as a more likeable character. IMO that was the problem. He was too likeable. He seemed more like the grown child that witnessed the deaths of the Waynes rather than a grown man that is effected by it. The entire time it looked like the guy needed a hug. Where was the fire inside of him? Where was the anger and aggression to push him on a nightly basis?
The other thing that Burton does (and I can see why some people wouldn't like this) which I personally love, is he's always interjected a certain aspect of his own personality and psychology into his films. In Batman, Bruce's reclusive yet creative psyche was a nod to Burton's own personality.
Then, if you go through Burton's catalog with Edward Scissorhands, Ed Wood, Big Fish, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, etc. you start to see the various threads to Burton's own psychology weave themselves together.
One film might have a subplot that might be a thinly veiled reference to Burton's past, another might detail how Burton views and interacts with the world around him, and another may be an example of Burton's personality, etc.
Essentially, Burton's made his films into his own autobiography. All in all, I've never actually seen another director who's so cleverly and quite subtly interjected himself into his films. It's probably the most inventive, yet least talked about thing that Burton's done in his films.
But yes. I only like his movies for the pretty pictures.

I admit you do have a point. In my honest opinion Burton's visuals are quite over rated. The Dark Knight himself doesn't belong in a dark, gothic-like universe. If anything he belongs in a brighter and more generic universe. Actually no, that's still too hardcore. How about something with colorful lights, glow in the dark thugs? Now that sounds kickass! I also think Bruce Wayne was de suckz. I mean sure I know a child could grow up a bit damaged if they went through the same thing. But damnit, this is Batman we're talking about! He should just man up, create an ordinary social life and stop acting so damn weird.
Agreed. Especially Kilmer. Sure he was much more emo than the 4 foot tall Michael Keaton but he was superior in every way. I don't know why but he just was. But nobody could touch George Clooney. Not even with a 10 foot pole. It's almost like Batman from the comics came to life with the dude that's dating Stacy Keibler.
Agreed. I personally hate this bizzarro crap as well. This fantasy crap is for children but they try to hide behind teh darkness to make it appealing to adults.
He already gave a reason why he prefered the Kilmer Batman, he thought the Batman in the Burton's was just a bit *too* weird.
edit: and i guess someone will come in and say 'Oh, that was him having some kind of pre-cursive feeling of kinship with Selina Kyle, and was weirded out by it...' well, you can read into it that way if you want, but to me, it always read as them trying to illustrate how mysterious and damaged he was, but it came off as too spazzy(U.S. meaning) and annoying.
and anyway, there are other examples of this annoying spazziness(U.S. Meaning).
edit: It was as if every time he put on his Batman suit, Keaton became spaz(U.S. meaning)-man, he was too frickin weird with Vicki in in the cave, and was ultra spazzy(U.S. meaning) weird in that scene in her apartment with the Joker, which imo, is the most cringe worthy moment in the whole 89-97 series, it is just annoying as ****, haha, just a wreckless spaz(U.S. meaning) having a spazzy(U.S. meaning) flake out.
Kilmer's Batman maybe had more opportunities to be shown as more likeable and personable, his interactions with Grayson primarily went a long way in making him a more likeable Batman/BW.
Wow, you must be a genius if you consider my IQ of 140 to be low.
t:And I actually wasn't a fan of BR's "nice pictures" (us adults call it cinematography and art direction, btw), but your own great intellect must provide you with a level of insight into my own mind that even I don't possess.
It fit the Batman world perfectly. Grim, dark, gritty. Opposite to, say, neon in every corner, Batcave included.
That picture of Batman in the cathedral alone was more Batman than 90% of what Schumacher did.
Because that was no Asperger syndrome. But people who has witnessed traumatic events, such as someone killing your parents, that live two lives sometimes tend to be introverted and confidential.
Of course. They're a testament on how Batman should be portrayed. A truly triumph.
Schumacher and Clooney themselves are nothing but proud about it.t:
Wooden Kilmer did okay, but he was more pretending to be all that tormented that actually being it. And, as Batman, he tried his best to emulate Keaton's voice and gestures. I appreciated that.
Which was an improvement over his bland comic counterpart.
Yeah, because Penguin has never used birds as killing weapons.
Yeah, lots of radioactivity there. Guess if you can't bash properly, it is better to make some things up.
Oh, yeah, not like cackling comedian Riddler and Two-Face in those flamboyant suits with their thematic hide-outs. That was nothing like the Adam West show.
Not to mention that in the Adam West show, villians used to be black-goo-spitter radioactive zombies. Nice work trying to make the connection there.
Actually, that characterization was an intentional decision on Burton's part.
His theory being that due to Bruce pouring so much of his time, energy and mind into his work as Batman, he leaves his Bruce Wayne an almost vacant shell of a person.
At its core, it's essentially the same type of psychosis that they portray Batman having in both the comics and Nolan's movies. The only difference being, Burton didn't have Bruce tack on that fake playboy persona.
But that's more of an afterthought - a veneer - not the psychosis itself.
The other thing that Burton does (and I can see why some people wouldn't like this) which I personally love, is he's always interjected a certain aspect of his own personality and psychology into his films. In Batman, Bruce's reclusive yet creative psyche was a nod to Burton's own personality.
Then, if you go through Burton's catalog with Edward Scissorhands, Ed Wood, Big Fish, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, etc. you start to see the various threads to Burton's own psychology weave themselves together.
One film might have a subplot that might be a thinly veiled reference to Burton's past, another might detail how Burton views and interacts with the world around him, and another may be an example of Burton's personality, etc.
But yes. I only like his movies for the pretty pictures.