The Official Flash thread

[Anubis]

I have acid reflux.

I wonder can you sue for them giving you acid reflux? I mean, there has to be a precident. I wanna know cuz Battle Chasers gave me Herpes.

 

[Darthphere]

Well if an old lady can sue McDonalds for spilling coffee on herself, why not?

 

[Anubis]

Okay, so, time to reanimate Johnny Cochran.

 

[Flash Facts]

He says he is all for progression and that he doesn't think bringing Barry back is regressive yet he says that he thinks comics should be frozen in time where people are made to look like they will one day take over but they never do. wtf?!

He seems to not like legacy characters in general and think that torches should never be passed.

 

[Anubis]

He's an artist, who cares what he thinks. The real question is what Johns thinks.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Here's what Johns thinks:

"BARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRYBARRY!"

 

[SenseiofCheese]

Except on good days. On good days it's:

"HALHALHALHALHALHALHALHALHALHALHALHALHAL
HALHALHALHALHALHALHALHALHALHALHALHALHAL
HALHALHALHALHALHALHALHALHALHALHALHALHALHAL
HALHALHALHALHALHALHALHALHALHAL
HALHALHALHALHALHALHALHALHALHALHALHALHALHALHAL
HALHALHALHALHALHALHALHALHALHALHALHAL
HALHALHALHALHALHALHALHALHALHALHALHAL
HALHALHALHALHALHALHALHALHALHALHALHALHAL
HALHALHALHALHALHALHALHALHALHAL"

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Sometimes he gets confused and thinks:

"HALBARRYHALBARRYHALBARRYHALBARRYHALBARRYHALBARRYHALBARRYHALBARRYHALBARRYHALBARRYHALBARRYHALBARRYHALLYBARRYHALLYBARRYHALLYBARRYHALLYBARRYHALLYBARRYHALLYBARRYHALLYBARRYHALLYBARRYHALLYBARRYHALLYBARRYHALLYBARRYHALLYBARRYHALLEBERRY"

Then he wakes up and gets in trouble with the wife.

 

[SenseiofCheese]

The raging erection never helps.

 

[Darthphere]

I swear, I was dreaming about Hal Jordan....that doesn't help does it?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Johns?

 

[Darthphere]

Having a giant ***** and telling your wife it's because of Hal Jordan is going to bring about some questions about your marriage.

 

[Pluto]

????? Okay..

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Well, it would.

 

[Odin's Fury]

it's even worse. it's a secret threesome with hal AND barry.....

so much white pale skin.....


GREAT! now thats never getting out of my head....

 

[Darthphere]

I'd **** the **** out of Iris Allen.

 

[Anubis]

My God, the paper cuts....

 

[yenaled]

I'd **** the **** out of Iris Allen.

I thought that said Iris West and I was asking myself if I agreed.

 

[Anubis]

Pedo

 

[yenaled]

Nu-huh I was obviously thinking about the perfectly legal hyper-aged version.

 

[Anubis]

I wouldn't know, I stopped reading flash. Got a pic kiddie flasher?

 

[yenaled]

Only my sordid fanart.

 

[Odin's Fury]

but this presents a question....is age PHYSICAL or MENTAL....

think about it....


you pedophile...

 

[SenseiofCheese]

An adult woman you could trick into having sex with you by giving her candy?

....Count me in!

 

[Anubis]

Heh, Wally's gonna have to kill somebody. Probably Guy Gardner