The Official Green Lantern Thread

[TheCorpulent1]

Then the Guardians are bad managers for not being aware of what their employees are doing.

Although, that's always been a problem for them.

He'd have a drawer full of candy bars.

He'd probably call Lanterns "Poozer 2814.1," "Poozer 2814.2," and so on.

 

[BrianWilly]

I was just thinking about the Book of Oa, and something that UsetheLube and Arisia was saying this issue, in conjunction with the solicits saying that there's going to be a new law by the end of Emerald Eclipse -- 'cause lords know I have nothing better to do with my free time -- and I'm thinking that the next change to the Book is going to be that lethal force is going to be mandated, instead of just allowed. Their sciencell's going to be wrecked, all the prisoners are going to escape or worse...the Guardians are probably not going to bother with niceties like not killing their enemies anymore.

 

[Assassin]

BW, seriously, the sodam yat jokes are getting old.

 

[SouLeSS]

They were old the minute they started being used =/

 

[Ion Kenshin]

they really aren't even all that creative anymore.....at least before it had some play on the letters of his name in some fashion....but now its just tasteless sodomy jokes

 

[WompuM]

As opposed to tasteful sodomy jokes.

 

[Ion Kenshin]

As opposed to tasteful sodomy jokes.

true

 

[BlackLantern]

As opposed to tasteful sodomy jokes.

1 + 0 = Buttsecks

 

[WompuM]

Humor. It is a difficult concept.

 

[BlackLantern]

I think we need an Arisia/Soranik adventure in GLC....one is the ex of Hal Jordan and one currently shagging Kyle Rayner...would make for interesting interaction

 

[Upset Spideyfan]

With sexy results...

 

[Kenda Man]

Im not particularly fond of him. I just find it amusing that he wears his tongue around his neck and would find it even more amusing if he used his ring to construct a yellow tongue.

Stel reconstructed his damaged half in green lantern corps, so I don't see why Akrillo would not do the same. I think it's the principle and that is the reason why he isn't, like a spite thing or maybe he is waiting until Sinestro comes back to reconstruct a tongue and flip out and tell Sinestro how Mongul is a traitor and doesn't belong to the corps.

 

[The Major]

Well, I'm not fan of the character, I would not have killed him, ... but I think he is as boring as useless. I disagree with Corpulent : I do not think there is a lot of interest about J'onn. Well, the fact that he had different series does not prove this point, IMO. It proved that editors might have thought that he could interest people, right, and in the end, not enough to have his own serie.

Ostrander's series lasted over 40 issues IIRC. There has to be some genuine interest or it wouldn't have lasted that long.

 

[The Major]

If Sinestro is right, the Green Lanterns don't even need the Guardians.



:gl: :gl: :gl:

If? He's been correct the entire time.

 

[BrianWilly]

Humor. It is a difficult concept.

Oh my gods, I totally just watched that movie last night. Except that it was pretty much the first ST thing I've ever seen in my life so when "it" happened I was pretty unemotional. Plus I was drunk.

 

[CLARKY]

Then who is?

Just a tank without brain ? I don't know. Maybe Hannu or this guy who looks like Doomsday with a red skin, the replacement of Ke'Haan. OR Ke'Haan himself. Pretty tank too me.

Well, he was created to be the Sinestro Corps version of Kilowog. High in rank, was the one who trained all the new recruits, and was their Big Bruiser type of frontline warrior, just like Kilowog.

I agree, yes, but I was talking of reducing the role of Kilowog as a tank without brain, which is the case of Arkillo. I was talking about the post 8732 of Corpulent who was saying that Arkillo is not very interesting, just an anti-kilowog, and I was saying that Kilowog is more than just a tank. Being an anti-kilowog is not a bad thing, anyway, IMO. The thing it that Kilowog IMO, is more clever and useful than just a tank.
Just my opinion.
In the end, I think Kilowog should face Atrocitus or Mongul,more than Arkillo.
thatis what I was saying.

Ostrander's series lasted over 40 issues IIRC. There has to be some genuine interest or it wouldn't have lasted that long.

Yeah, but that is what I meant, 40 issues means he had his luck but he couldn't have his own serie for long. Yeah, I agree "genuine interest". As I said before I find him boring, not without potential, but unexplored potential IMO. What is so great about him ? I maintain what I said in my previous post.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I think we need an Arisia/Soranik adventure in GLC....one is the ex of Hal Jordan and one currently shagging Kyle Rayner...would make for interesting interaction

Didn't Arisia f*** Hal when she was like, 2? There was some kind of childish mind in an adult body thing going on with her.

 

[Franklin Richards]

That's 21. And what's wrong with that?



:gl: :gl: :gl:

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Ah, another Johns retcon. I just consulted Wikipedia.

 

[BlackLantern]

Is it a retcon?? I thought they established Arisia being like 240 years old way back before she "died"

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Wikipedia says it was in issue 13 of the current GL series.

 

[BlackLantern]

I'll have to check that out again, I have that issue in a box somewhere

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Cool. I'm not saying you're wrong, by the way. Wikipedia's inaccurate about as often as it's accurate, it seems.

 

[BlackLantern]

actually I do remember....it is a retcon....Henshaw tells Hal about it during the Lost Lanterns story....but it was a smooth retcon

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I prefer Hal's brush with pedophilia, myself.