WhatsHisFace
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While that's true, I'm sure a two-page spread wouldn't make you decide the game really deserves a 7 or something much lower.
I really, really doubt you could write the review. Or a review. You apparently can't grasp what a review is in the first place. It's a judgment of quality, not an advertisement, and isn't supposed to offer anything more than a cursory explanation of the underlying mechanics of that game. You're basically asking for the equivalent of a Halo 3 review in which the review spends time explaining that the player will probably end up shooting things. Go read a movie review sometime. Do you see "Movie X is a mystery film that da da da", or do you see "Movie X is a mystery film. You see, mystery films are a specific genre of film that follow many genre conventions, which I'll spend the next few pages outlining for you. Later, we'll take a look at the historical significance of the mystery film on the world of international cinema and american pop culture, and..."? At this point, you're just whining for the sake of it.
I can't believe this. People really will ***** about anything.
To keep this brief and simple, a good game review should include something about the controls and mechanics.
Something along the lines of "the controls are simple to use, real easy to grasp" or "the controls are ****ty, they make playing the game a real chore".
I'm sure the review made it very clear that everything in the game works well with the 9.75 score.