marcofthebeast said:
The first issue didn't grab me, but the second was awesome!!! Uncle Sam for DC Universe American President!!!
[Sleazy Too-Comfortable Advertiser Voice]For years, Gonzo the Mechanical Bastard has been running the country. Behind the scenes, his machinations have led us into a Crisis in Time, the nigh-apocalyptic Final Night, and most recently, an Infinite Crisis which nearly destroyed the entire universe and, worse, sent the federal debt skyrocketing. It was on Gonzo's watch that the paragon of what is good about America, Superman, perished, and it was no thanks to Gonzo that Superman returned.
Gonzo's puppets and thugs tell you that they have America's best interests at heart, but the America they speak of is an America governed of the powerful, by the powerful, for the powerful.
It's time for a change in American politics. Let's send a message to the power brokers that Americans are taking America back. Gonzo's strongarm foreign policy and outmoded "free market" domestic thinking have had their chance. It's time for a change. That's why Uncle Sam, valiant Freedom Fighter and brave surviving superhero of the Infinite Crisis, is asking for your vote.[/Sleazy Too-Comfortable Advertiser Voice]
Uncle Sam: If elected to this most honorable office, the Presidency, I can't promise too much of anything, so I ain't gonna. But I'll listen to the voices of my people, and to the voices of the downtrodden and oppressed everywhere. Because that's what I do.
[Sleazy Too-Comfortable Advertiser Voice]Pledge your vote to the man, to the idea, that this country was literally founded upon. Vote Uncle Sam in 2008.[/Sleazy Too-Comfortable Advertiser Voice]
Uncle Sam: I'm Uncle Sam, the Spirit of America, and I approved this message.
