The Official Yakuza Thread

[Manny Calavera]

What is it?
The spiritual successor to Shenmue.



That game already sounds awesome!
Yes it does.



Well, why should I be hyped for it?
It's the spiritual successor to Shenmue...aside from that, plenty of things. The game's release in Japan was met with a lot of praise for both the quality of it's story and for it's authenticity to the Japanese criminal underground. It was also praised for looking good, being incredibly fun to play, and generally having every aspect of it being awesome.



What does it look like?

He just touched her butt.

Any videos?
Yes.



When does it come out?
Sep 5, 2006





Stop talking about ****ty games like Resistance or Lair and start talking about games that won't suck.

 

[블라스]

Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!
Been waiting so long for this

 

[Zenien]

Feels more like an RPG River City Ranson with definate Shenmue influences.

 

[Mentok]

Its alright... Not as good as I hoped it would be.

The english voice over work sucks BIG TIME.

 

[Manny Calavera]

But it has Hamill and that Rosenbaum guy

 

[Trigger]

Me love teh Rosenbaum, and Shenmue kicks several shades and types of ass. I can't wait for this game.

 

[Mentok]

But it has Hamill and that Rosenbaum guy

They are the only two good things about it. Madsen rapes the soundtrack with his lack of talent

 

[블라스]

Rosenbaum is one of the only 3 good things in Smallville.

The other being Kristin Kreuk, cause she's part Asian and super hot, and John Schneider, cause he's John f***ing Schneider.

Everything else sucks more than anything on the Universe, short of Earth being engulfed by a black hole and entering a dimension with horny 12 feet tall demons with spiky 3 feet penises on fire.

I mean, seriously Clark....how dumb are you? It's taken you like what, 28 seasons to discover your powers?

If they made a Young Bruce Wayne series, it'd last 2 episodes, because by then he'd know everything there is to know already.

 

[Mentok]

I sthat blonde chick Chloe still in it? She was a fox.

 

[블라스]

Dunno

 

[Trigger]

She's still there.

 

[블라스]

She's still there.

Where?
I want to spit at her!

 

[Topdawg]

If it wasnt for lana, i wouldnt still be watching it.lol

 

[Trigger]

Where?
I want to spit at her!

At the Daily Planet or something. I really only watch every now and then. Save your spittle.

 

[블라스]

At the Daily Planet or something. I really only watch every now and then. Save your spittle.

Fine

 

[GekigangerV]

More vidoes at gametrailers

http://www.gametrailers.com/gamepage.php?fs=1&id=2576

I recommend the short film. But it beware, there is some graphic stuff in the begining. There isn't too much in the first part, but there should be a second part to it coming out soon.

 

[hey yo its sean]

Been stoked for this one for a while now. Successor to Shenmue? Yes please. The only qualm I have is that the combat engine seems to be pretty shallow; but whatever, i'll get over it if everything else is good.

 

[CrypticOne]

This game looks pretty bada**. I'm gonna get it. I heard Michael Madsen is gonna do a voice over, so that pleases me even more.

 

[Mentok]

Been stoked for this one for a while now. Successor to Shenmue? Yes please. The only qualm I have is that the combat engine seems to be pretty shallow; but whatever, i'll get over it if everything else is good.

No its pretty deep. It starts off way too basic though. Once you aquire some new moves it becomes more complex.

 

[Horrorfan]

This game = shoddy, fourth rate GTA clone

 

[블라스]

This game = shoddy, fourth rate GTA clone

It's....nothing like GTA

 

[Horrorfan]

It's....nothing like GTA

It's not a free roaming violent crime sim???

That's what it's looked like in every preview so far.

The ONLY saving grace this has is Eliza Dushku.

 

[블라스]

It's more akin to Shenmue, and it's about the Yakuza, a crime group 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 times cooler than any "gangsta" would ever dream of.

Eliza Dushku is a horrible disease-carrying skank

I'm sorry we're disagreeing this much, it must be a coincidence

 

[Horrorfan]

It's more akin to Shenmue, and it's about the Yakuza, a crime group 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 times cooler than any "gangsta" would ever dream of.

Eliza Dushku is a horrible disease-carrying skank

I'm sorry we're disagreeing this much, it must be a coincidence

I HATED SHENMU

DULLEST GAME EVARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

Plus I'm really not fond of Japanese culture and whatnot in general. More of a China guy.

I'd take CJ or The Carleones over Yakuza any day.

 

[블라스]

Hey, we still have AD and Scrubs