The Prediction Game IV - Part 5

True. More like 5 more years.

TNP spends an hour a day watching TV.
 
True, but if I get my hands on a good tv show then I can spend 2 hours or so.

TNP has no idea how a VHS looks like.
 
oi, the first gift I got for making it into high school was a VHS player and I rode that sucker till the wheels fell off.

TNP would lose a rap battle with me.
 
False, at worst I'd maim someone real good for some cake.

TNP knows the things that no one knows.

Or against you?
Either way, I suck at singing.
Battle Rap isn't singing, it's improvisational rhyme roasting.

ie.
Yo, you're bad at singing but listen up
Ya gots 99 problems and ya voice ain't one
Ya gots a buttaface and a busta body
Ya gets no dates and that's the facts, hon
Now back a line ya got kicked outta this party

Yeah... I'm no Eminem.
 
My wallpaper is slightly NSFW and you probably won't want to know the details.

TNP has clowns to the left of them jokers to the right, there you are stuck in the middle with me.
 
Riddle me this Caped Crusaders... my life is determined in hours and I serve you by slowly dying. I’m quick when I’m thin and slow when I’m fat. The wind is my enemy.

TNP has seen something that requires a call to the gendarmes.
 
Always!

TNP believes in magic...
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To a certain extent, in that it's Science we haven't figured out yet.

TNP has fallen victim to telephone scammers before.
 
True! My sis lives upstairs my mum and dad's. Le Mum picked up the phone (on a Sunday - around 6 am), she swore it was my sister crying, telling her that someone broke in and that they wanted money or they would beat the sh!t our of her. Of course, there was no one but my sis upstairs BUT there was a parked car outside our home when we came out the house and as soon as they saw us, they left full speed.

TNP wasn't expecting that
 
False, very little surprises me.

TNP tools around on a bicycle when the weather is nice.
 
TNP tools around on a bicycle when the weather is nice.
Who are you calling a tool? :p

I am very much a fair weather cyclist. I own a lovely bike, and like to make the most of the weather when it’s nice enough to do so. Over the summer I’ll quite happily ride around for 100km/60miles, sometimes less, sometimes more.

TNP isn’t much of a swimmer, but would swim like a ecstasy fuelled clubber if he saw a shark in the ocean.
 
I don't go in water outside of a shower. I live in the mountains so a shark is going to really have to work to get me.

TNP would be very surprised if they saw a younger version of themself walking around.
 
Yup, there's a few of those near my folks so I pick a few. Some people actually pick the fruit and make jam.

TNP has never suffered the sting of a bee.
 
False, I've received the full vengeance of Bees, Yellowjackets, and Wasps... dirty buggers!

TNP chose a Grass Type Pokemon as their starter.
 
False

TNP was never picked last in gym class
 
I switch between extravagant and miserly every few weeks.

TNP is a good boxer.
 

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