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If there's one thing I've learned in my decade or so as a citizen of the internet, it's how utterly predictable fans are when suggesting cast members for film versions of their favourite properties. Here are a few I have observed.
So that's it. Anyone agree, disagree, have any additions?
- If they played a similar role before, they will be suggested.(Example: Ian Mckellen played a wizard in Lord of the Rings, therefore if people were asked for suggestions as to who should play the wizard Shazam, he would undoubtedly be one of the fan favourites, or if the character is some sort of ancient warrior [greek, norse, roman, medieval, etc...] Gerard Butler will be suggested if they are male, and Lucy Lawless will be suggest if they are female])
- If they ever had a similar hairstyle or shave as a character, they will be suggested, or shunned if they have not. (Example: Oded Fehr was one of the top suggestions for Tony Stark solely because he had a goatee, or ANYONE seen sporting a vandyke will be suggested for Green Arrow. Alternately, no matter how much he otherwise looks like the character, the actor who will eventually play Thor will initially reacted at with negativity and lots of "I just don't see it" if he doesn't have long hair. This is because fans lack any vision beyond what is right in front of them and seemingly refuse to acknowledge that anyone can grow or cut their hair in any style)
- If the character is female Angelina Jolie will be a top suggestion
- Unless she's black, in which case it will be Halle Berry
- Or Asian, then it will be Lucy Liu. (Again, fans have very little vision and will almost always stick to the same tired, cliche'd choices)
- Acting experience optional. (appearance is abo****ely the most important factor for fans and will make suggestions based on it with little to no regard for acting experience. Because of this you will often see professional wrestlers suggested for anyone over 200 pounds or 6 feet)
- If they were in a film that recently came out, they will be a suggestion. (Also known as the "flavour of the week" rule. "300 was cool, huh? Okay let's suggest Gerard Butler for everything." "Daniel Day Lewis sure was swell in TWBB. He'd make a perfect... ANYONE."
- If they were suggested but didn't get the role, they will be suggested for every and any role until they get one. (See: Ryan Reynolds, Jake Gyllenhaal and Rachel McAdams)
- When the role IS eventually cast, no matter how good the choice is, people will complain (barring a few exceptions)
- After a while, no matter how bad the choice is, everyone will get behind it (barring a few exceptions)
- Lastly, fan casting will always, always, ALWAYS be wrong.
So that's it. Anyone agree, disagree, have any additions?