The Rap Battle Thread

yes, keep it to one thread, that would be fantastic.

 

I'm like Fifty and Eminem in one package,
but I don't come with all their excess baggage.
I'm like Fitty, but I never been shot in the head.
I'm like Shady, but I never beat on my wife's boyfriend.
Yo got a jaw of glass,
you better watch yo ass.
I'll swing with the right
and connect with the left, a'ight?
You be beggin' for a chance at life,
but I'm gunna mother****in' rape your wife.
There's no mercy from Magneto.
No love from the mutant.
I'll ****in rip off your burrito,
and beat your ass like a delinquent

You think yo parents are the ****?
I've got some news for you, b**ch!
Your mother used to be my brother.
Yea, that's right, yo nanny is a tranny.
Kind of ****s up your life, right bud?
Yo momma's clit is a dud.
But it's okay
you didn't inherit the gay

this lil girl wants to battle?
Just like he wants to be spanked with a paddle!
Yea, he's in to that S&M stuff,
he's a pretty sick F**k.
But if you like him, go ahead and listen.
Just get ready to get your hole busted in.

 

Stop making threads for the nite man

 

I would battle but im to lazy to think of something now.

 

Hes already said those!

 

yea me too im tired as hell

 

You see this fool?
This mother****ing poser tool?
He talks about givin it to my momma.
but he's never been with a woman proper!
He pays the hoes to give it up
But they really just want to throw him up.
This cat doesn't have skills
You might as well end your life with pills.
You hatin on EML
i'm gunna rattle you like a ****in Bell!

 

Maybe tomorrow when i can think of something that wont suck.

 

I'll battle EML

 

him first

 

Bring it.

 

They'll never take me alive getting high with my 4/5
Cock'td on these suckas time to die....

 

Im still waitin for that rattle
And to get busted in
but all i hear is blabble
and this kids rap sin
hes making himself a fool
but wait AbayTimma
is thinking hes cool
come on give it a shot
to busy smoking pot?
So high- you see your own sista sandy?
So comin keep on callign us pansies

 

Okay

Listen hard kids.
This is a spit to teach ya'll.

Master Chief wants to bring it to EML
He don't know he just bought a ticket to Hell.
My words are gunna whip you
And don't think I won't trash you too.
No SPARTAN armor is gunna save you from me.
I'm gunna ***** slap you so hard that you'll love me!
I know how to flip the ****,
all you know how to do is take a hit.
It's too bad you can't make a hit.
so that I could take a ****,
and make you mother ****ing eat it!

 

not too bright are you abay?

 

Im really going to bring it tomarro.