The Rap Thread.

[enterthemadness]

as the title of this thread states, this is a thread for you all to write...post raps in. I'll post one later on.

 

[unstoppable]

this thread is gay

um....hey hey hey

 

[gap5ewl]

gangsta rap sucks.

 

[tzarinna]

I've never tried my hand at rap.
Some go go beats on many different surfaces.

 

[Badger]

I would give this a shot but there's two problems:

1. My Beatbox is broken
2. My bastard friend stole my rhymes

Sorry

 

[BT18]

 

[heypapajinx]

It ain't like, I ain't tell you from day one, I ain't s***
When it comes to relationships, I don't have the patience
Now it's too late, we got a little life together
and in my mind I really want you to be my wife forever
But in the physical it's like I'ma be trife forever
A different girl every night forever; told you to leave
but you're stubborn and you love him and,

no matter what despite all the f'in and the cheatin,
you still won't leave him, now you're grievin
And I feel bad, believe me
But I'm young and I ain't ready, and this ain't easy
Wasn't fair to tell you to wait, so I told you to skate
You chose not to, now look at the s*** we gotta go through
Doin a fight, throw in a fuss, you the mother of my baby
I don't want you to hate me, this is about us
Rather me; I ain't ready to be what you want me to be
Because I love you, I want you to leave, please​

 

[muertevilla]

It ain't like, I ain't tell you from day one, I ain't s***
When it comes to relationships, I don't have the patience
Now it's too late, we got a little life together
and in my mind I really want you to be my wife forever
But in the physical it's like I'ma be trife forever
A different girl every night forever; told you to leave
but you're stubborn and you love him and,

no matter what despite all the f'in and the cheatin,
you still won't leave him, now you're grievin
And I feel bad, believe me
But I'm young and I ain't ready, and this ain't easy
Wasn't fair to tell you to wait, so I told you to skate
You chose not to, now look at the s*** we gotta go through
Doin a fight, throw in a fuss, you the mother of my baby
I don't want you to hate me, this is about us
Rather me; I ain't ready to be what you want me to be
Because I love you, I want you to leave, please
​

you know...this is pretty good...but wheres the zazz??? i mean... am i wrong for saying that???

 

[Mentok]

Fo' Shizzle... Something, something, something... Word.

 

[Lantern Venom]

I didn't write this but it always comes to mind when I think of rap:

We are the Nation,
Comin' live and in color.
Don't dis the man
Or we'll bum rush ya motha.
Hear what I'm sayin'
It's for real, not playin'
Farooq is the man.
So hit your knees and start prayin'.

We are Nation...of Domination.
Nation of Domination.

 

[heypapajinx]

you know...this is pretty good...but wheres the zazz??? i mean... am i wrong for saying that???

Linda! you a *****!​

i got your zazz right here motha sucka!

 

[Mr. Credible]

i didn't know people still did the whole "internet rap" thing.


how... nice?


just kidding, this thread makes me want to do the whole "you know how i know you're gay?" thing, from the 40 year old virgin.

 

[Hades]

I know a bunch of christians who rap

Christian rap

Thinking you're going to become famous and make a career out of being a christian rapper.

 

[Kmack]

That's very disturbing



I like rap Here's my fave rap EVER by Lauryn Hill:

It's been three weeks since you've been looking for your friend
The one you let hit it and never called you again
'Member when he told you he was 'bout the Benjamins
You act like you ain't hear him then gave him a little trim
To begin, how you think you really gon' pretend
Like you wasn't down then you called him again
Plus when you give it up so easy you ain't even fooling him
If you did it then, then you probably f*** again
Talking out your neck sayin' you're a Christian
A Muslim sleeping with the gin
Now that was the sin that did Jezebel in
Who you gon' tell when the repercussions spin
Showing off your ass 'cause you're thinking it's a trend
Girlfriend, let me break it down for you again
You know I only say it 'cause I'm truly genuine
Don't be a hardrock when you're really a gem
Babygirl, respect is just a minimum
*****s f***ed up and you still defending them
Now Lauryn is only human
Don't think I haven't been through the same predicament
Let it sit inside your head like a million women in Philly, Penn.
It's silly when girls sell their soul because it's in
Look at where you be in hair weaves like Europeans
Fake nails done by Koreans
Come again​

I won't even attempt to make a rap, I'd only embarrass myself

 

[Mr. Thing]

I know a bunch of christians who rap

Christian rap

Thinking you're going to become famous and make a career out of being a christian rapper.

I remember a Christian rapper came to our school once. We all got out of class to see him "spread the word".

"Yo yo yo, me and my homies have come
To tell you young youngin's about the love
The love is Jesus!"

Inspiring.

 

[Hades]

I remember a Christian rapper came to our school once. We all got out of class to see him "spread the word".

"Yo yo yo, me and my homies have come
To tell you young youngin's about the love
The love is Jesus!"

Inspiring.

 

[Elisha Cuthbert]

Yes, horrible rap in 3 2 1...

My name is Mack
Your dog is ****ing whack
he gave me an asthma attack
I shot him in the back
I went and baught some crack
Then i saw the ****ing pack
I tried to pick up slack
But your dog still ate my sack
of hot spicy potatoes, and animal fat.

 

[Mr. Thing]

Haha, Wang.

 

[XwolverineX]

Fo' Shizzle... Something, something, something... Word.

Pretty good.

 

[terry78]

You created this thread in the wrong forum, buddy. Everyone here is white 'n nerdy.

 

[Elisha Cuthbert]

He took that "Straight outta Lynwood" thing from the awesomeness that is CB4.

 

[muertevilla]

He took that "Straight outta Lynwood" thing from the awesomeness that is CB4.

Shut the hell up and eat yo big ass biscuit!

 

[Cmill216]

I remember a Christian rapper came to our school once. We all got out of class to see him "spread the word".

"Yo yo yo, me and my homies have come
To tell you young youngin's about the love
The love is Jesus!"

Inspiring.

Decent Christian rap is actually possible. However, the majority of it tends to be something like: "If you've been baptized in the fire/throw em' in the sky/if you know the devil is liar/then get crunk for Christ!"

BTW, I'd like to give a shout out to my n***as the Gospel Gangstaz for holdin' it down for the big man upstairs.

 

[Mr Jide]

Rap threads never get taken seriously here thats why I just dont bother anymore.

 

[Cmill216]

Rap threads never get taken seriously here thats why I just dont bother anymore.

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