The Real-Life Super-Heroes of the Hype

[Victarion]

You know who you are. If none of you are dead yet, I need your help. /b/ has invaded /x/. I need you to go to /x/ and use all your powers, martial arts knowledge and cyber skills to repel /b/.

 

[C. Lee]

Why not pull an Indy /j/ and just shoot the swordsman /s/ .

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Wait, the /b/ is here?

 

[Hotwire]

This guy's threads never make any sense.

 

[Shemtov]

Another nonsensical thread brought to you by Mr. Wooden Alligator.

 

[LOBO3315a]

/x/ no longer exists. I removed it with my reality-warping superpowers /r/. You may thank me later.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

w/t/f?

 

[Showtime]

All I know is that I would have a steam punk wooden alligator as my avatar by now if I was him.

 

[TheDreamMaster]

I'm confused...

 

[enterthemadness]

I'm confused as well.

 

[KevanG]

I'm Kevan.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

*Enters thread, read OP's post*

what?

*leaves thread, facepalms *

 

[The Apocalypse]

It's all just a conspiracy.

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

 

[katie_girl09]

I'm confused...

I'm confused as well.

That's never an anomaly with this guy's threads.

*Enters thread, read OP's post*

what?

*leaves thread, facepalms *

I don't know why but that made me laugh so hard.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Someone give me one good reason not to c/los/e this s/**/*?

 

[Troy_Parker]

^ coz this place needs some LULS

 

[Colossal Spoons]

More than ever

 

[Shemtov]

I am concerned about Mr. Wooden Alligator. Given his past posts, he is either playing a big joke on us, or is psychotic.
JIC it's the later, are there any psychologists here that can "Nudge" him into seeking help.

 

[LOBO3315a]

Or *adjusts his tin foil crown* he's been 'compromised'!

 

[JStorm]

If I understand this correctly, he is referring to 4chan threads and/or site, wanting us to invade and possibly spam.

If I am correct, that is not a good idea.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

........

 

[Eggyman]

If I understand this correctly, he is referring to 4chan threads and/or site, wanting us to invade and possibly spam.

If I am correct, that is not a good idea.

4chan makes baby puppy cats cry.

 

[JStorm]

Correct.

Any invasion by /b/ is almost like Texas invading Vermont and Switzerland - us in this scenario - trying to help out. Simply put. . . pointless.

 

[Victarion]

I am concerned about Mr. Wooden Alligator. Given his past posts, he is either playing a big joke on us, or is psychotic.
JIC it's the later, are there any psychologists here that can "Nudge" him into seeking help.

Proof? I think I am well adjusted.