"The Return" = Most Obvious Rip-Off Ever Made?

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http://www.apple.com/trailers/rogue_pictures/thereturn/hd/
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http://www.apple.com/trailers/rogue_pictures/thereturn/trailer/

In all the movie trailers I've ever seen, I've never seen one that was so completely obvious in being a total rip-off. I can't believe how similar this looks to "The Grudge". Its even funnier with "Grudge II" coming out soon and also starring Gellar.
 
Hahahahaha! I love it. Not only do they make crappy American remakes of classic Japanese films, but they also make rip-off movies of the crappy American remakes.
 
Japanese horror sucks in my opinion. Lot of chliched "OOH SPOOKY KID!" bulls**t. They just copied M. Night Shyamalan really. So, in a way, Japan sucks.
 
Edd Extraordinaire said:
Japanese horror sucks in my opinion. Lot of chliched "OOH SPOOKY KID!" bulls**t. They just copied M. Night Shyamalan really. So, in a way, Japan sucks.
The Sixth Sense, M. Night's first horror film, was released in 1999. Ringu, the original Japanese film that was later remade in the USA was released in 1998 and was based on a book originally published in 1991. And Ju-On, the Japanese film that The Grudge was based on, was released in 2000, only a year after Sixth Sense. And there are many more that came out before M. Night even made a horror film, if you can call them that. I just posted the most recognised of the Japanese horror movies, since they got lavish American remakes. Just thought I'd put that out there...
 
I wouldn't say Japanese horror copied M. Night Shyamalan because they didn't. We might as well say they copied Poltergeist and Pet Semetary because they had creepy kids.
The trailer isn't working for me so I don't know how I feel about the movie, but I like Sarah Michelle Gellar despite anything bad anyone says about her.
 
My issue with Japanese horror films, especially Ringu and Dark Water (same director, both based on the books of one author), is the "spooky kid" factor. In both cases is the "evil ghost" spooky kid against the "extra-aware" living spooky kid. I actually prefer the American remake of Ringu to the original (better acting, far more atmospheric, etc.), and it succeeded where the Grudge failed, because it realized the entire second act had to essentially be redone differently. They had to create a whole new series of events for Rachel to piece together that wouldn't rely on Japanese culture and folklore. The Grudge couldn't even bother to change the setting of the film. And what's worse, they had to include all this exposition about the Japanese believing in restless souls that can curse a house. So now, it just adds insult to injury to be coming out with a film like The Return now, after the fact, that is immediately reminiscent of Ju-On: The Grudge. The Return might as well have been the official remake, and who knows, it might be better than The Grudge.
 
Lighthouse said:

For what it's worth, I much prefer the poster for The Return. A helluva lot spookier than an eyeball with a "2" in the pupil. And it's such a standard font! They couldn't pick anything a little more decorative?
 
Edd Extraordinaire said:
Japanese horror sucks in my opinion. Lot of chliched "OOH SPOOKY KID!" bulls**t. They just copied M. Night Shyamalan really. So, in a way, Japan sucks.
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WHO DARES TO INSULT JAPANESE HORROR?!!!!
 
KenK said:
My issue with Japanese horror films, especially Ringu and Dark Water (same director, both based on the books of one author), is the "spooky kid" factor. In both cases is the "evil ghost" spooky kid against the "extra-aware" living spooky kid. I actually prefer the American remake of Ringu to the original (better acting, far more atmospheric, etc.), and it succeeded where the Grudge failed, because it realized the entire second act had to essentially be redone differently. They had to create a whole new series of events for Rachel to piece together that wouldn't rely on Japanese culture and folklore. The Grudge couldn't even bother to change the setting of the film. And what's worse, they had to include all this exposition about the Japanese believing in restless souls that can curse a house. So now, it just adds insult to injury to be coming out with a film like The Return now, after the fact, that is immediately reminiscent of Ju-On: The Grudge. The Return might as well have been the official remake, and who knows, it might be better than The Grudge.
I would certainly hope so. I think the original Juon and the Grudge remake were terrible. I just thought it was funny seeing how obviously this movie was ripping off a movie that was already remade, with the same actress.
 
Lighthouse said:
I just thought it was funny seeing how obviously this movie was ripping off a movie that was already remade, with the same actress.
Ringu wasn't the first movie to use the image of a woman with long black hair hanging over her face as a scare tactic. that image has been in Japanese cinema and folklore for a while now...but Japanese are known for improving on original ideas anyway so i guess it doesn't really matter.
 
On the topic of most obvious rip-off, though. . . . .

The Fast and the Furious - - - - - - -> Point Break! They even rip off the film's red herring!
 
No offense, because it's a great movie, but The Magnificent Seven is the most obvious rip=off ever made.
 
Ronny Shade said:
No offense, because it's a great movie, but The Magnificent Seven is the most obvious rip=off ever made.

Say it with me: REMAKE.

There. I feel better.
 
but it's not a remake. It's BASED on another film.
 
If it officially credits Seven Samurai as its basis, I wouldn't consider it a rip-off.
 
okay, fine, but you can't exactly call it a reMAKE either
 
Ronny Shade said:
okay, fine, but you can't exactly call it a reMAKE either
Its an Americanized version of Seven Samuari, much like Fistfull of Dollars to Yojimbo. The Return is different. It claims to be its own story but is indeed a complete rip-off.
 
Man, could they come up with a better title than the boring "The Return"?
 
most obvious rip-off would be Snakes On A Train :o
 
Octoberist said:
Man, could they come up with a better title than the boring "The Return"?

Yeah, that really is bad. I mean, "The Return?" Didn't we just see Superman do that? And it wasn't scary in the least!
 
If someone on the internets says "this movie is a rip-off" then it must be true. Because only experts use the internets.

Mockery over
 
Actually, that poster is a rip-off of the Skeleton Key poster. They're just recycling everything.
 
This should prove to be unlike anything we've ever seen before...
 

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