The Robin OYL Thread

[GoldenAgeHero]

Its his fault that the book blows. Hal Jordan is a terrible character, sure, but Johns is the reason he's back. So if he brought him back and he's still the exact same bland person he's always been.... just what the hell was the point? The Corps could have been restarted well without him. The fact that GLC routinely blows GL away really proves that point.

hal jordan is a great character, don't see how he sucks? what's bland about about him?

 

[The Leaguer]

Everything. He's boring as Hell.

 

[Anubis]

Yeah, everybody knows only boring guys sucker punch people for little to no reason at all.

 

[The Leaguer]

Yeah, that's the sign. That's how you know.

 

[Darthphere]

Hal Jordan is boring for some of the same reasons people say Superman is boring, only difference is SUpes actually is likeable.

 

[regwec]

Jordan feels no fear, and spends the time when he isn't saving the world sleeping with svelte blondes and flying fighter planes. He once killed many popular DC characters, and destroyed the universe, but he has been forgiven for that because it was a big yellow cockroach that made him do it.

What's not to hate?

 

[Darthphere]

Jordan feels no fear, and spends the time when he isn't saving the world sleeping with svelte blondes and flying fighter planes. He once killed many popular DC characters, and destroyed the universe, but he has been forgiven for that because it was a big yellow cockroach that made him do it.

What's not to hate?

Ha-ha!

 

[The Leaguer]

Speaking of which, did anyone catch last week's 52? In the History of the DCU, Jurgens seems to hint that Zero Hour was more than just Jordan being possessed, and actually embraced the corruption.

 

[Darthphere]

Speaking of which, did anyone catch last week's 52? In the History of the DCU, Jurgens seems to hint that Zero Hour was more than just Jordan being possessed, and actually embraced the corruption.

To me it said that Hal already was in full swing when the Parallax monster *vomits* possesed him, so yeah.

 

[The Leaguer]

Either way, f*** Hal Jordan and f*** his fans. All three of them. Yeah, I said three!

 

[sinewave]

Either way, f*** Hal Jordan and f*** his fans. All three of them. Yeah, I said three!

back at ya, blood clot.

 

[The Leaguer]

As long as I am a blood clot in a Hal fan's vein, all is good.

 

[Darthphere]

Lol!

 

[The Leaguer]

Oh Darth, you're always good for a lol when things get tense.

Also, for booty calls.

 

[Darthphere]

Except on Thursdays.

 

[sinewave]

Oh what's this, you've got your boy-toy backing you up now? You're just a couple of liberal homos.









i keed, i keed.

 

[The Leaguer]

You're just jealous that you don't have him on speed-dial.

 

[sinewave]

hah! well, we are pen pals. there's nothing sexier than receiving a letter soaked in his tears from missing me. oh, that plus a pair of his tighty-whities.

 

[Darthphere]

Man im such a ****e.

 

[The Leaguer]

Yeah, I'd be sad, too, if I had to keep buying new underwear because I give mine to my customers. I imagine you've started buying in bulk?

 

[Darthphere]

Costco loves me too.

 

[The Leaguer]

If you pay with the money your johns pay you with, it's kind of like they're buying the underwear that you give them themselves.

 

[Darthphere]

Very true.

 

[The Leaguer]

I agree.

 

[Darthphere]

Back to Robin, I didnt think it was that bad. I dont know I think its quite obvious hes going to reveal that was not really Cas. I mean its not like she gave him her social security number or anything and some asian girls all look the same. Racist? Maybe, but true.