The Sandman Demon Game: Round 2

[WompuM]

Alright kids. I started this game a few years ago and it seemed to take off so here we are for round two.

Rules: Someone will declare themselves as something with a short description and the next person has to declare themselves as something that can defeat the previous post. If you are confused go read the first arc of Gaiman's Sandman.

An example:

"I am Iron Man. Covered in armor. Super expensive."

the next person then could say...

"I am rust. Iron consuming. Crumbly."

or even

"I am alcohol. Entoxicating. Super fun."

Get it? And don't think that "hope" will win the game for you.

I'll start. I am Kyle Rayner. Full of new costumes. Very green. A little hispanic.

 

[The Leaguer]

WompuM wins. Nothing beats that.

 

[BrianWilly]

I am Kyle Rayner. Full of new costumes. Very green. A little hispanic.

I am a refrigerator. Food-making, girlfriend-parts holding.

 

[The Question]

I am the repo man. Unpleasantly fragrant, taking apliances.

 

[WompuM]

WompuM wins. Nothing beats that.

And here Dew K Mosi said Leauger would never respect me.t:

I am taxes. Really expensive. Pain in the ass.

 

[BrianWilly]

I'm Batman.

Ridiculously rich, unperturbed by taxes. My parents are dead.

 

[WompuM]

I'm Joel Schumacher, sequal ruiner, campy as hell. TWENTY THREE!!!

 

[batnkevlar]

I'm a mob of rabid Bat-Fans, looking forward to The Dark Knight, praising Christopher Nolan, wishing to hang Joel Schumacher...

 

[BrianWilly]

I am...

...okay, I dunno. Someone else go.

 

[WompuM]

I am[BLACKOUT]SPOILERS[/BLACKOUT], ruining the movie for Bat-Fans and causing mass hysteria.

 

[BrianWilly]

I am Leslie Thompkins. Willfully negligent civil servant, medical care-withholding, resulting in the deaths of Spoilers everywhere.

 

[Fledermaus]

I am Batman, dropping your ass off in the desert.

 

[The Question]

I am the fact that Batman was used just six turns ago, anal retentive, win killing.

 

[WompuM]

I am Leslie Thompkins. Willfully negligent civil servant, medical care-withholding, resulting in the deaths of Spoilers everywhere.

God damn that was clever.

I am Fox News, with misleading facts, rendering them useless.

 

[batnkevlar]

I am Jon Stewart, who everyone knows can kick the **** outta anything Fox News says...

 

[yenaled]

I am GL John Stewart because I actually have something to do with comics.

 

[WompuM]

I am the JLU version of John Stewart, much more badass and more interesting

 

[Fledermaus]

I am the Cartoon Network. I canceled JLU.

 

[WompuM]

I am a fake bomb, raising terroists levels and giver the Cartoon Network bad PR

 

[The Question]

I am the movie poster for "Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon A Movie Film For Theaters":

Badass incarnate, poor PR negating.

 

[WompuM]

I am the album cover to Bat Out of Hell

Full of 9 minute songs and suggestive lyrics and ripped off for movie posters. Points for originality.

 

[The Question]

I am Meatloaf's "It's All Coming Back to Me." Alright, but not his best work.

 

[WompuM]

I am Celine Dion

Canadian, Scary, Ruins that song

 

[The Question]

I am Larry King. Is there anything you'd like to sing to express how you're feeling right now?

 

[WompuM]

I'm Steven King. I'm creepy and right about people from Maine. My terrible books such as the Lundaleers ruin the reputation our last name.