The Sons of Noah: The Question of the Asian race's origin!

[Cinemaman]

As it is described in Torah, Noah had three sons. Each of them formed different races and nations through the development of several generations.

1. Jepheth Indo-European, Eurasian
2. Shem - Semitic
3. Ham - African

But how did Asians appear then? Where did they come from? And is this version of the origin at least possible in accuracy?

 

[JStorm]

As it is described in Torah, Noah had three sons. Each of them formed different races and nations through the development of several generations.

1. Jepheth Indo-European, Eurasian
2. Shem - Semitic
3. Ham - African

But how did Asians appear then? Where did they come from? And is this version of the origin at least possible in accuracy?

Find a Priest, buy him lunch - and a round of beers - ask same question.

Enjoy.

 

[The Lizard]

Trying to apply logic to Bible stories always ends well on these boards.

 

[JStorm]

Trying to apply logic to Bible stories always ends well on these boards.

My bible was re-written by Hunter S. Thompson.

 

[Majic Walrus]

As it is described in Torah, Noah had three sons. Each of them formed different races and nations through the development of several generations.

1. Jepheth Indo-European, Eurasian
2. Shem - Semitic
3. Ham - African

But how did Asians appear then? Where did they come from? And is this version of the origin at least possible in accuracy?

Must mean Asians are from Mars.

 

[The Battousai]

As it is described in Torah, Noah had three sons. Each of them formed different races and nations through the development of several generations.

1. Jepheth Indo-European, Eurasian
2. Shem - Semitic
3. Ham - African

But how did Asians appear then? Where did they come from? And is this version of the origin at least possible in accuracy?

Genetics fail

 

[The Lizard]

My bible was re-written by Hunter S. Thompson.

I myself prefer the Revised Smurf Version of the Bible. It leaves things nicely open to interpretation. For example:
And yea, verily, it came to Smurf that the great Smurf did cast down his Smurf upon the land of Smurf. And thus there was much Smurfing among the people. - 2 Smurf, 2:17

 

[JStorm]

I myself prefer the Revised Smurf Version of the Bible. It leaves things nicely open to interpretation. For example:
And yea, verily, it came to Smurf that the great Smurf did cast down his Smurf upon the land of Smurf. And thus there was much Smurfing among the people. - 2 Smurf, 2:17

Holy balls, Batman.

And I thought my analogies were good.

 

[Gilpesh]

Well. Remember that thing your mom always tells you?

"Don't make faces, if someone slaps you on your back, it'll stay that way!"

Someone squinted. Another slapped. Bing bang boom, Asians.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Human/Grey Alien hybrids. Only logical conclusion

 

[SWAT]

They decended from africans like the rest uf us.

 

[Bill]

As it is described in Torah, Noah had three sons. Each of them formed different races and nations through the development of several generations.

1. Jepheth Indo-European, Eurasian
2. Shem - Semitic
3. Ham - African

But how did Asians appear then? Where did they come from? And is this version of the origin at least possible in accuracy?

They came from OUTER SPACE!!

 

[Johann Krauss]

As it is described in Torah, Noah had three sons. Each of them formed different races and nations through the development of several generations.

1. Jepheth Indo-European, Eurasian
2. Shem - Semitic
3. Ham - African

But how did Asians appear then? Where did they come from? And is this version of the origin at least possible in accuracy?

:facepalm

 

[JRPJCDJC]

They decended from africans like the rest uf us.

Who decended from monkeys.

You by that theory? That we decended from monkeys?

 

[Gilpesh]

Who decended from monkeys.

You by that theory? That we decended from monkeys?

Firstly. Apes.

Secondly. We share a common ancestor with modern apes. Not descended from apes.

Thirdly. :facepalm

 

[SWAT]

Who decended from monkeys.

You by that theory? That we decended from monkeys?

Why would't I? It makes more sense than what some dude though thousands of years ago.

Earth isn't flat BTW.

 

[Tyrinus]

As it is described in Torah, Noah had three sons. Each of them formed different races and nations through the development of several generations.

1. Jepheth Indo-European, Eurasian
2. Shem - Semitic
3. Ham - African

But how did Asians appear then? Where did they come from? And is this version of the origin at least possible in accuracy?

Mystery solved.

 

[ross2287]

Too early for this photo?

Spoiler

 

[chaseter]

Noah had 3 different colored babies...I bet their family dinners were pretty tense!

 

[Gilpesh]

Someone in that family was committing adultery....

 

[Shemtov]

I beleive they were mixed semetic/ Indo-Europeans.
They real question are the Native Americans.

 

[Tyrinus]

I beleive they were mixed semetic/ Indo-Europeans.
They real question are the Native Americans.

Native Americans are descended from asians.

 

[Cinemaman]

They decended from africans like the rest uf us.

Asian race is said to be one of the earliest, some cholars even agree that they originated from tribes formed after the Ice Age, before the appearance of Africans.

 

[Cinemaman]

Mystery solved.

Nope, Eurasian means Caucasian, that's white people.

This question probably doesn't have an answer, as I've already asked several priests and they don't know.

 

[SWAT]

Asian race is said to be one of the earliest, some cholars even agree that they originated from tribes formed after the Ice Age, before the appearance of Africans.

Africa is where man stod up on two legs.