The Superhero Cinematic Civil War: The SUMC Was In The Amazon With My Mom Studying Spiders Right Before It Died - Part 61

[Lily Adler]

I'll take an army of rats over this ****ery:

Y'all just mad cause Croc gets to tap that.

 

[Lily Adler]

Wasn’t Snyder caught up in some scandal where there were online bots to create fake outrage for the Snyder Cut of the Justice League (which didn’t really exist yet at the time.)

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Yeah it never should have happened in the first place.

Yeah they used bots on social media to help stir the pot to get fans excited for a Snyder Cut.

 

[Lily Adler]

Yeah I'd have to agree about Aquaman being the one to go. Though I'll give the tweet credit for putting together the most watchable DCEU movies in there minus Birds of Prey and Blue Beetle.

Shazam just aged poorly because the cast. It's like Baby Driver minus the acclaim.

 

[Deck Rickard]

I hate everything about ZSJL. From being the love child born out of online toxicity all the way to Nordic teenage girls smelling Aquaman’s sweater…that film is just rancid and evil.

THANK YOU!

God that movie sucks. I feel like I’m living in Bizarro World when I hear people praise that crapfest. People can like what they like but that movie was four hours of torture for me. And I definitely tried to give it a chance. I didn’t want to hate it. But it just felt like every bad scene in the Whedon cut was stretched out for 40 more minutes while adding a bunch of mindless **** like that godawful pet store scene and the aforementioned Nordic singers. And somehow every character managed to have even LESS personality than they did in the theatrical version, despite all the extra time. Well, except for Ezra, who managed to be 10 times as annoying.

 

[Drizzle]

Y'all just mad cause Croc gets to tap that.

You mean Rick Flag? The only action Croc got was watching music videos on BET because they decided to make him a racist caricature.

Shazam just aged poorly because the cast. It's like Baby Driver minus the acclaim.

I think the only movie in recent memory to age more poorly than those is Get Him to the Greek.

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

You mean Rick Flag? The only action Croc got was watching music videos on BET because they decided to make him a racist caricature.


I think the only movie in recent memory to age more poorly than those is Get Him to the Greek.

Would you judge me if I told you I've never seen that one or Forgetting Sarah Marshall?

I used to tell that to people offline and they looked like they want to slap me.

 

[Pennywise]

I hate everything about ZSJL. From being the love child born out of online toxicity all the way to Nordic teenage girls smelling Aquaman’s sweater…that film is just rancid and evil.

One of my friends bought me the film on DVD, but it bored me, so I just was on my phone most of the time!

 

[Lily Adler]

You mean Rick Flag? The only action Croc got was watching music videos on BET because they decided to make him a racist caricature.

In the comics.

 

[Drizzle]

Would you judge me if I told you I've never seen that one or Forgetting Sarah Marshall?

I used to tell that to people offline and they looked like they want to slap me.

Nah. I enjoyed both at the time at least but they're not as funny as others from that period like Step Brothers, Tropic Thunder or Superbad. Of the two I'd say Forgetting Sarah Marshall is the stronger one because Jason Segel is always good.

In the comics.

Ah, I didn't know.

 

[Lily Adler]

Nah. I enjoyed both at the time at least but they're not as funny as others from that period like Step Brothers, Tropic Thunder or Superbad. Of the two I'd say Forgetting Sarah Marshall is the stronger one because Jason Segel is always good.


Ah, I didn't know.

I didn't either until YouTube recapped it.

 

[AVEITWITHJAMON]

Wait apart from Levy, what did the other leads of Shazam do?

 

[flickchick85]

Wait apart from Levy, what did the other leads of Shazam do?

Asher Angel seems to agree with his views, as he liked one of his more recent video rants.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Asher Angel seems to agree with his views, as he liked one of his more recent video rants.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Wait apart from Levy, what did the other leads of Shazam do?

Mary hasn't married me yet, so **** her.

 

[Spider-Fan]

Can we just delete both cuts of Justice League and call it a day? The theatrical Justice League ia garbage and i wouldnt miss it. I didn't even hate the Snyder version, but I am sick of Snyder fans and having to hear about him like every few weeks. The man doesn't have the level of talent to keep this type of conversation going. I just wish we could erase both him and the tangerine at this point

 

[Lily Adler]

Can we just delete both cuts of Justice League and call it a day? The theatrical Justice League ia garbage and i wouldnt miss it. I didn't even hate the Snyder version, but I am sick of Snyder fans and having to hear about him like every few weeks. The man doesn't have the level of talent to keep this type of conversation going. I just wish we could erase both him and the tangerine at this point

You know there's someone out there trying to merge the cuts into one movie.

 

[squeekness]

"JOE!!! YOU SPENT $3 MILLION DOLLARS ON A BATMOBILE??!!!!!"


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Must be nice to have that kind of disposable income.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Can we just delete both cuts of Justice League and call it a day? The theatrical Justice League ia garbage and i wouldnt miss it. I didn't even hate the Snyder version, but I am sick of Snyder fans and having to hear about him like every few weeks. The man doesn't have the level of talent to keep this type of conversation going. I just wish we could erase both him and the tangerine at this point

I understand the urge, but let's not give Zaslav anymore encouragement when it comes to creating lost media.

 

[squeekness]

If you're making QB money, you might as well. What else are you going to by making $50M+ a year?

If it was me, I'd be paying all my family 's debts and making sure they all have good houses and new vehicles. Just sayin'....

 

[Spider-Fan]

You know there's someone out there trying to merge the cuts into one movie.

It's probably already happened. I don't know where one seeks out that kind of thing, but I know many fan edits of The Hobbit exist that try and cut that thing into something closer to the book. Someone probably has a JL cut that does exactly this.

And I will never watch it

 

[DarthSkywalker]

If you're making QB money, you might as well. What else are you going to by making $50M+ a year?

I would've bought it making a lot less.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

If it was me, I'd be paying all my family 's debts and making sure they all have good houses and new vehicles. Just sayin'....

I'm sure Joe did that a long time ago.

 

[kguillou]

Am I the only one who just doesn't about Creature Commandos?

 

[squeekness]

I'm sure Joe did that a long time ago.

Hope so, but you never know with family.

 

[The Duh]

Am I the only one who just doesn't about Creature Commandos?

We're all waiting on the return of Superman.