The Superhero Cinematic Civil War: The SUMC Was In The Amazon With My Mom Studying Spiders Right Before It Died - Part 61

[Lily Adler]

How am I just realizing they were posing Chris with his rear front and center...

 

[Spider-Fan]

Guys, you know I’m never one to talk about spoilers for a movie that just dropped but really?

Spoiler: Kraven

What in the CW hell is this?
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I came across that on Twitter and snorted.

Sony is SO unserious.

Dude.....dude... DUUUUUUUUDE. You don't even know the half of it, lol! Picture Matt Smith from Morbius and add 50% more ham, and you have Rhino.

Spoiler

He literally has a license plate the says

1R-HI-NO

 

[Ninjablade]

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Pretty poster.

 

[Spider-Fan]

Cinema is watching an actor have to say

Spoiler

"My grandmother died. I never saw her again."

 

[Kane52630]

You're sneaking in edibles?

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Dude.....dude... DUUUUUUUUDE. You don't even know the half of it, lol! Picture Matt Smith from Morbius and add 50% more ham, and you have Rhino.

Spoiler

He literally has a license plate the says

1R-HI-NO

Okay, this sounds awesome.

 

[Lily Adler]

also I watched Kraven last night in the hopes of a “it’s so bad it’s funny” kinda way

But it was just bad bad

No Dakota Johnson level of "I really don't want to be here" acting?

 

[Spider-Fan]

No Dakota Johnson level of "I really don't want to be here" acting?

It's more like somehow everyone except Rhino guy and Russell Crowe had no idea how to make this work, and choices are made in this movie. Often to disastrous results

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

Dude.....dude... DUUUUUUUUDE. You don't even know the half of it, lol! Picture Matt Smith from Morbius and add 50% more ham, and you have Rhino.

Spoiler

He literally has a license plate the says

1R-HI-NO

My God, LOL.

Spoiler

Then I heard that Chameleon makes a cameo too?

This movie is too many things. If I didn't have to do last minute Xmas shopping tomorrow, I'd probably go see it lol.

Eric Andre and Conan both ask you to be on their show on the same day, but you can only choose one... who you with?

 

[Lily Adler]

My God, LOL.

Spoiler

Then I heard that Chameleon makes a cameo too?

This movie is too many things. If I didn't have to do last minute Xmas shopping tomorrow, I'd probably go see it lol.



Eric Andre and Conan both ask you to be on their show on the same day, but you can only choose one... who you with?

Trick question. I do Hot Ones instead.

 

[Spider-Fan]

My God, LOL.

Spoiler

Then I heard that Chameleon makes a cameo too?

This movie is too many things. If I didn't have to do last minute Xmas shopping tomorrow, I'd probably go see it lol.



Eric Andre and Conan both ask you to be on their show on the same day, but you can only choose one... who you with?

Spoiler

He is Kraven's brother. So I expected him to. But did I expect to see a cameo by the infamous plain white face? No, lol!

He mostly just is really good at impressions 90% of the movie though. Russell Crowe's best line "He's like Chameleon!"

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

Trick question. I do Hot Ones instead.

You're better than me!

I would decline so fast lol.

 

[Spider-Fan]

I would own on Hot Ones cause spice doesn't bother me lol

 

[blueharvest]

You're better than me!

I would decline so fast lol.

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You mean you wouldn't go the Conan O'Brien route?

 

[Snow Queen]

Cinema is watching an actor have to say

Spoiler

"My grandmother died. I never saw her again."

Spoiler

Yeah, dude, it would have been weirder if you had.

 

[Luigi]

 

[Kane52630]

Eric Andre and Conan both ask you to be on their show on the same day, but you can only choose one... who you with?

 

[kguillou]

Dude.....dude... DUUUUUUUUDE. You don't even know the half of it, lol! Picture Matt Smith from Morbius and add 50% more ham, and you have Rhino.

Spoiler

He literally has a license plate the says

1R-HI-NO

LMAO i missed that part!!

 

[Kane52630]

Wicked Part 1 (2024) dir. Jon M. Chu

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

Brother, I don't get it.

 

[Kane52630]

Brother, I don't get it.

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It's a terrific show where I get to learn stuff... like bread.

 

[Lily Adler]

I would own on Hot Ones cause spice doesn't bother me lol

They need to get that lady who doesn't feel pain on there.

 

[Lily Adler]

You're better than me!

I would decline so fast lol.

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[Kane52630]

DJ Khaled's Hot Ones episode is still iconic to me because bro didn't even finish the 3rd wing because it was too spicy.

 

[Ninjablade]

@Spider-Fan doing the Lords work by selling me and others on Kraven. He's securing that $6M weekend opening.