Paradoxium
Making Your Head Explode
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My biggest disappointment is no Armond White review on RT. Imagine him as the first negative review. The perfect storm
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If we're ranking, I'm going
MEMENTO
BATMAN BEGINS
TDK
FOLLOWING
INSOMNIA
INCEPTION
I haven't seen The Prestige, unfortunately.


Doesn't look that great for Ebert:
https://***********/ebertchicago/status/225370426853957633
Can I let you into a secret?
I havn't seen Inception.
*runs for the hills*

Can I let you into a secret?
I havn't seen Inception.
*runs for the hills*
A critic defending another critic.
That doesn't hint on wether Ebert enjoyed the movie or not.
Doesn't look that great for Ebert:
https://***********/ebertchicago/status/225370426853957633
But that makes for a bulky, bloated movie. For the third film in a trilogy, there are all these clumsy moments where characters blurt out long speeches of exposition. What really needs explaining, after all this?
Hardy is so big youd swear he ate Kevin Smith to bulk up. But the posh voice he chose to send through that breathing mask sounds like Sean Connery imitating Darth Vader. Not that hes coherent, much of the time lines muffled by the mask and sound mix.
And for a movie that aims for a certain tidiness, this one has a lot of random moments, unexplained and inexplicable actions by heroes and villains alike. I dont know about you, but I kind of like my screen heavies to have motivation or their villainy, and maybe an exit strategy.

Doesn't look that great for Ebert:
https://***********/ebertchicago/status/225370426853957633
Can I let you into a secret?
I havn't seen Inception.
*runs for the hills*
James Berardinelli said:The Dark Knight Rises ultimately justifies its length (in fact, a good argument could be made for a longer cut) and the last 45 minutes is nothing short of spectacular.