The things we've learned from comics, cartoons and movies.

[Spidey-Bat]

If you get shot in the butt, you get all the ice cream you want.

 

[SoulManX]

Cartoon rabbits like to dress up like women

 

[Franklin Richards]

Well who doesn't?

 

[C.F. Kane]

I learned that one should not have anti-freeze right after downing a bottle of lighter fluid (you should never mix your drinks).

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

never trust a guy with steel teeth, metal hands, a bowler,a gold fetish,cries blood,with three nipples, named Mr.Big,genetically altered albino, diamonds in his face, media mogul who strokes his *****..uh cat,

but do trust the babe with the skimpy bikini and a knife clutching her shells!

 

[SoulManX]

NEVER EVER feed a mogwai after dark

 

[xisaacx]

never kill the brother of an ex black ops solider, you might be walking into a club late one night and get your throat slit.

 

[Obi-Ron]

I've learned that when I die, on my deathbed, I will achieve total consciousness. So, I've got that going for me...which is nice.

 

[[A]]

I've learnt that you can write text messages using your cellphone while it's in your pocket, far far away from your eyes--

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

I've learned that YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT!

 

[Franklin Richards]

I've learned that I DO believe in spooks. I do believe in spooks.


I do. I do. I do. I DO believe in spooks.

 

[SoulManX]

I've learnt that you can write text messages using your cellphone while it's in your pocket, far far away from your eyes--

t:t:t:

 

[SoulManX]

If I don't be a nice weather man I will get stuck in a snow storm in Punxsutawney doing the same **** over and over till I get my producer to fall in love with me/B]

 

[C.F. Kane]

I learned that I should never sleep with prostitutes or ninjas will come to kill me.

(I can't remember which movie I saw that in, but I swear to God that was actually the plot)

 

[Manic]

As a black man, I will die if a serial killer's on the loose.

Also, me and 90% of my people will disappear from major metropolitan cities whenever a natural disaster hits.

 

[SoulManX]

I have learned that Will Smith will saved the day.

 

[Manic]

I have learned that Will Smith will saved the day.

Especially if aliens are involved.

 

[SoulManX]

I have learned to not have sex at a place called Camp Crystal Lake.

 

[darkseid26]

i learned the first rule of fight club is don't talk about fight club... ugh i mean...

 

[[A]]

As a black man, I will die if a serial killer's on the loose.

Also, me and 90% of my people will disappear from major metropolitan cities whenever a natural disaster hits.

You could be the president too (remember Deep Impact)

 

[SuBe]

I learned that All peoples of all Ethnicities, from all Time periods, not limited to our planet, can and often will speak English.

 

[Manic]

You could be the president too (remember Deep Impact)

Not just Deep Impact, but Fifth Element, and a little something called real life.

 

[Captain Planet!]

I've learned that You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

 

[Simon Phoenix]

I have learned to not have sex at a place called Camp Crystal Lake.

 

[CashforStash]

I learned that if you act like characters from Watchmen you become cool at school.