The things we've learned from comics, cartoons and movies.

[Ion Kenshin]

I learned a nifty magic trick

 

[SoulManX]

To try is to fail, just do

 

[SLVRSR4]

Refrigerators are better than fallout shelters.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Clowns are most likely psychopathic murderers.

 

[SoulManX]

If you build it they will come.

Aliens who plan to take over a planet with 2/3 of it water are not very bright

 

[Kable24]

the good guys always win.

There is no fate, but what we make for ourselves

 

[Manic]

Aliens who plan to take over a planet with 2/3 of it water are not very bright

Especially if water kills them. Of course, those aliens are only slightly dumber than the ones who spend countless years planning to take over a planet without realizing they have no immunity to its numerous diseases and bacteria.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

That if you hit 88 mph and 1.21 gigawatts of electricity in a Delorean you can travel through time.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Especially if water kills them. Of course, those aliens are only slightly dumber than the ones who spend countless years planning to take over a planet without realizing they have no immunity to its numerous diseases and bacteria.

There's also the aliens whose defenses can be taken out with a computer virus.

 

[Manic]

God, movie aliens are all idiots. The only smart ones are the ones who come in peace, get attacked anyway, and decide to get the eff out.

 

[Kable24]

I never have to thank Batman
That a city bus filled with people hitting cars and going around a sharp turn will not drop below 50mph

 

[Shemtov]

that bed bath and beyond is divided into bed, bath and beyond sections. however, the old man working in the beyond section is the angel of death and you should not accept an universal remote from him unless you want to be doomed to of sexless fattiness.

 

[Shemtov]

that bed bath and beyond is divided into bed, bath and beyond sections. however, the old man working in the beyond section is the angel of death and you should not accept an universal remote from him unless you want to be doomed to of sexless fattiness.

 

[Captain Planet!]

I learned that I missed the part where that's my problem.

 

[[A]]

I learned that I missed the part where that's my problem.

Nice.

 

[BlackLantern]

I learned that you can always find spare clips for your particular gun on any dead bad guys you shoot

 

[amazingfantasy15]

I learned that you can always find spare clips for your particular gun on any dead bad guys you shoot

You need to reload your gun!?!?

 

[Manic]

I learned that you can fire any and all automatic weapons continuously for several minutes without burning your hand as it overheats.

 

[Ion Kenshin]

i learned that no matter hot bad guys are shooting and one good guy as long as he runs all over the place no one can hit him

 

[The Senator]

"South Park" taught me about hermaphrodites and fecalpheliacs.

 

[SuBe]

I learned how to make a Bow and Arrow out of Office Supplies.

And to not feed ANYTHING after midnight. Just in case.

 

[Manic]

I learned that the fax machine ain't so tough when it's outdoors on an empty field.

 

[BlackLantern]

I learned that no matter how dire the situation is (dead friends, an incoming army of mercernaries, or even being a murder suspect) there is always time for sex

 

[The Amazing Lee]

In American movies, I've learned never to trust an Englishman.

 

[Manic]

Don't trust the Englishman in Hong Kong movies, either.