The things we've learned from comics, cartoons and movies.

[BlackLantern]

....and never trust Jason Isaacs

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

that if a gozarian god of desturction asks if i am a God to say "YES!!!"

that right before i am about to be expelled from anything to have a "lewd and so perverse that decorum pevents others from mentioning it" TOGA PARTY!

oh and to always get the MEMO!!

 

[Franklin Richards]

I've learned that Supernova = Bad.

I've learned that I love my dead, gay son.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I've learned that if someone is about to say something life changing to me, I should listen instead of saying ''Not right now, I'm busy''.

I learned that all girls I like all have jerk boyfriends.

 

[BlackLantern]

I've learned that I can get out of any awkward social situation by calling on my old street gang friends

 

[PyroChamber]

I've learned that Goonies never say die.

I've learned that there's always someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech.

And I've also learned that any punk can shoot from across the room, but it takes a man to get close enough to stab.

 

[Manic]

I learned that if I fall in love with my best friend who is a social outcast like myself, she'll choose the rich popular guy over me, even though I was there for her when he dumped her for the sake of saving his reputation. That b****.

 

[[A]]

I learnt that madness and gravity are quite similar.

 

[Hotwire]

You can always prak directly infront of any building you are about to visit.

No matter how outnumbered you are, your enemies will all wait patiently while you beat up there buddies.

 

[Manic]

Wooden tables can block bullets.

 

[BlackLantern]

No matter how many hits you take to the head, as long as you are the good guy, you can still get up

 

[Hotwire]

No matter how many hits you take to the head, as long as you are the good guy, you can still get up

With only a bloody lip to show for it.

 

[[A]]

You can make a bullet curve.

 

[Abstract]

7 Methods for Coping with Tragedy (Courtesy of James Bond)
http://www.cracked.com/article_16775_7-methods-coping-with-tragedy-courtesy-james-bond.html

I've also learned that:
-there can only be one.
-there is no spoon.
- everyone has a tell.
- Cylons look like us now.
- Not to touch anything.

 

[Why Are You Crouching Spock?]

Cat's are pretty much useless when it comes to catching mice.

 

[Gilpesh]

Don't like characters that aren't super popular... cause once you do, someone comes along to ruin them.

 

[The Senator]

I've learned that all of Hilary Swank's performances are steaming piles of horse manure, considering she only stars in roles which will win her an Oscar.

I've also learned that even penguins shun Hispanics and homosexuals, and never to trust the silent Indian who stands in the corner.

 

[Manic]

If you've got an inner-city high school classroom full of under achievers, they can all become straight-A students and solve their abusive domestic problems with the help of a single teacher who refuses to give up on them in only one of their classes.

 

[PyroChamber]

In the future; no matter where they're from, everyone will know how to speak chinese.

 

[Arc-Light]

I have learned there will always be punks out there to make my day......

 

[spideyboy_1111]

I learned that frogs really do sing and dance... but you just have to ignore them... because no one else will believe you.

 

[Silverstein]

I learned that The Final Countdown makes magic tricks better.

 

[SoulManX]

Especially if water kills them. Of course, those aliens are only slightly dumber than the ones who spend countless years planning to take over a planet without realizing they have no immunity to its numerous diseases and bacteria.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I learned that The Final Countdown makes magic tricks better.

The Final Countdown makes EVERYTHING better.

 

[SoulManX]

Life is a like a box of chocolate

If I run really fast I can get a full ride to Bama, out run bullets in NAM plus save my platoon, and become world famous running from coast to coast