The things we've learned from comics, cartoons and movies.

[terry78]

Girls will sleep with you if you save them from a grisly fate, regardless of how much of an ass you are.

 

[OctaviusINC]

Bears that wear green fedoras and JUST a collar around their neck so they could wear a tie (I know, right?) are hungry greedy bastards.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

No matter how bad you are at science you can still create your very own hover board to kill your best friend who you believe killed your dad.

If you get shot by a bunch of bad guys they will bring you back as a baby food eating cyborg with a bit of your old memory still intact.

Green ooze makes turtles go bigger, same goes for a rat who will wear a old red bathrobe and wander round the sewers like some pimp.

Slamming a guys head into a pencil is 'magic'.

When lions talk they sound like liam neeson.

James bond never seem's to age.

If M wants sarcasm she'll talk to her children.

No one has mocked or stated the obvious to 'Shaggy' and his name.

Cavemen mixed concrete in pelicans mouths.

Cavemen had cars, sadly said cars had no engine so you had to run.

 

[Ion Kenshin]

No matter how bad you are at science you can still create your very own hover board to kill your best friend who you believe killed your dad.

If you get shot by a bunch of bad guys they will bring you back as a baby food eating cyborg with a bit of your old memory still intact.

Green ooze makes turtles go bigger, same goes for a rat who will wear a old red bathrobe and wander round the sewers like some pimp.

Slamming a guys head into a pencil is 'magic'.

When lions talk they sound like liam neeson.

James bond never seem's to age.

If M wants sarcasm she'll talk to her children.

No one has mocked or stated the obvious to 'Shaggy' and his name.

Cavemen mixed concrete in pelicans mouths.

Cavemen had cars, sadly said cars had no engine so you had to run.

that one is great

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

That sometimes Giant Chickens like to dress up and pass themselves off as Human
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez1IgYWkzs8

That (unlike Indiana Jones) you shouldnt Hide in a fridge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KXCD5BQiM4&feature=related
and knowing that is half the battle

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Professorially trained people will always miss you when they shoot.

 

[bullets]

i've leared that if i have less than ten seconds to escape something before it destructs i can just wait for it to explode and then just walk out moments after and everyone will believe i escaped the explosion in less than a second.

 

[BlackLantern]

Destroying half a city block, wrecking several automobiles, and shooting a ton of bad guys only gets you a yelling at by your Captain

 

[PyroChamber]

If I truly pour my heart out, I can make a lesbian fall in love with me.

 

[JayCaz]

Beakers full of luminous substances in Laboratories are there to be glugged.

 

[SoulManX]

I have learned that I'm getting to old for this ****

 

[Spider-Fan]

The best way to win a chick's heart is by stalking them

 

[SoulManX]

Also learned that a winged freak will grab my hand just to let go and drop me in a vat of green acid

 

[SoulManX]

The best way to win a chick's heart is by stalking them

And hope for the bestt:

 

[Ion Kenshin]

I've learned that wise man says forgiveness is devine but never pay full price for late pizza

 

[Trainwreck2100]

I learned if a dog has shifty eyes, he's up to something.

 

[SoulManX]

I learned if a dog has shifty eyes, he's up to something.

t:t:t:

 

[SoulManX]

I need to hide my used condoms from teenage girl stalkers

 

[SoulManX]

I have also learned not to let Michael Bay director my life story

 

[Trainwreck2100]

If we are ever invaded by decepticons we'll have to switch all of our military's bullets to SABOR rounds

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Whether it's humans or robots, the black one is always the first to die.

 

[Trainwreck2100]

Raptors are smarter than dolphins

 

[kane9321]

I've learned that if running from a killer...dont look back..cause you'll trip and fall

If walking in a group of people and a few of them are black...the black folks will die

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

Whether it's humans or robots, the black one is always the first to die.

HAHAHA sad but true


i've learned that a group of meddling kids and 1 speech impaired canine is smarter than a whole town's police force.

 

[kane9321]

....and never trust Jason Isaacs

darn right...hes eeeeeevil