the top 10 WTF Us state sex laws

[the_ultimate_evil]

1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.

2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.

3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.

4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.

5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.

6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.

7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.

9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.

10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.

and yet you guys went nuts over a boob at the superbowl

 

[StrainedEyes]

So that's why Bill got such flack for a *******.

 

[Starbird]

In Missouri, you're allowed too do ANYTHING!

 

[BizarroAids]

LOL@ the list. Oh man, please tell me that stuff is made up. That is ridiculous!

So if I move to D.C. I can't rock the Doggie Style or I'll get fined. That's a bunch of crap!! Butt secks FTW!!

 

[Immortalfire]

On a similar note, I think they say it's illegal to go whale hunting on a Sunday in Ohio.

 

[Badger]

Well #6 makes perfect sense, nobdy likes a selfish lover. You wait till after and then shoot your gun.

 

[turtlefocker]

"It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65."

I guess by then you've probably run out of options so they're cool with it..?

 

[The Evolutionist]

Didn't know about #4...woops...

 

[The Denialist]

In Allentown, PA, it's illegal to have an erection in public.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

In Allentown, PA, it's illegal to have an erection in public.

It's hard to make a point.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

How do they enforce these laws?

 

[Mee]

How do they enforce these laws?

Sex police.



They're always watching.



Morg is an honorary deputy.

 

[BatMatt]

How do they enforce these laws?

they don't, just like many of the other goofy laws that are on the books in this country

 

[Groovetopia]

The crazier thing is these laws had to come from SOMEWHERE. At some point in time it was causing enough of a problem that someone finally said "look finish bangin your wife BEFORE you go hunting." We've come along way America...a LOOONNNGG way

 

[ActuallyRobin]

only proper response to this thread is WTF

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Sex police.

Sounds like a male stripper group.

 

[Mister Sinister]

"6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm."

Even if it's to shoot the man GIVING his wife the orgasm?

 

[Magneto29]

Some of those are logical, but others, who the hell decided that ?
They must have been some laws hidden in a large pile of other laws. They just got passed without anyone really noticing, or ever bother enforcing.

 

[Nirvana]

Dammit! My porcupine ****ing days are over now

 

[Symbiotic]

I thought WTF? to every one of these.

 

[Borat]

Damn, if I lived in the States I'd be in jail.

 

[Angel_Faerie]

I heard it's illegal in Idaho to have sex with the blinds up.

 

[Carcharodon]

6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.

7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.

The ****ed up thing about these is that these events probably occurred and something went horribly, horribly wrong, prompting the creation and passing of these laws.

...particularly number 8.

 

[Leto Atrides]

...particularly number 8.

I have a bad feeling someone found the one animal that through some loophole wasn't covered by a bestiality law and went to town.

My favorite strange law is that in Tennessee, it's illegal to hunt any animals from a road-going vehicle, except whales. I can see not letting people shoot at deer and things from inside cars and trucks, and places do have laxer hunting laws on an animal if it's being a nuisance.

But not only is it not a land animal, which is the only kind one could conceivably hunt from a vehicle, but it's an ocean-going animal (Tennessee being nowhere near an ocean for you non-Americans), and a rare one that is normally not legal to hunt at all. There is no conceivable reason why that law could ever have been made.

 

[IRON_Lad]

...wtf