The Uber-Rhyme Spam Thread.

[WhatsHisFace]

This sucker's making a comeback!

This the Xbox 360 hijack!

(keep the rhymes going.)

 

[Mankar Camoran]

Our old spam forums kicked all the others in the sack.

 

[Panophobia]

Playing the X-Box 360...

Is as satisfying as taking a pee!

 

[Melpomene]

You got some crack?
Edit: You ****face

 

[Panophobia]

You got some crack?
Edit: You ****face

I'm so sorry.

Because my middle name isn't Lee.

 

[Mankar Camoran]

If it didn't suck, this thread would fill me with glee.

 

[Melpomene]

Call the cops, somebody touched my wii

 

[Mankar Camoran]

Disappointed, I bet was he.

 

[Melpomene]

"For a lifetime of the best porn, pay just this one fee"

 

[Mankar Camoran]

It was a granny site, little did I know that the granny belonged to me

 

[Panophobia]

Wait, are these supposed to rhyme?

 

[Mankar Camoran]

Yeah, it'd go much better if you became an e-mime.

 

[Panophobia]

Yeah, it'd go much better if you became an e-mime.

We wouldn't have that problem if you didn't exist.

I don't think I have a cyst?

 

[Mankar Camoran]

When WhatsHisFace gets back he's going to be pissed.

 

[Panophobia]

At least I'm attempting to rhyme?

 

[Mankar Camoran]

This lack of rhyming is a crime.

 

[Panophobia]

Wow, I just now realized how this thread works.

I think I'm going to go slice up a lime.

 

[Mankar Camoran]

ETSU financial aid sucks, they've stolen my last dime

 

[Panophobia]

Oh dear, looks like I'm out of time.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Well then we'd better ring the chime!

 

[Panophobia]

Then I best make up words like sime!

 

[Mankar Camoran]

The title of "best looking guy on the earth" is mine.

 

[Panophobia]

Ok, then will you be my valentine?

 

[WhatsHisFace]

More like "best looking guy to birth porcupines"!

 

[Mankar Camoran]

I've never birthed a porcupine, your mother is my concubine (I can't spell that or come up with anything else that rhymes, we need a new word)