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[Anubis]

There's a Justice League one too, WW gets gangbanged.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Rightfully so

 

[lixdexia]

So, I went to dart shop. It was ****

 

[RoughNTumble]

who'da thunk?

 

[lixdexia]

I was blinded by hope

 

[Drz]

i've only seen 2 batman pornos. the superman one was too short, not enough story. want to watch the spider-man one, the cap one was horrible though

Everything Exxtreme comics do is horrible, it's the company that did Batman/Superman and Spider-Man that rocked, they had good stories, good funny dialogue and whatnot. <3 that Dazzler reference in Spider-Man porno.

 

[RoughNTumble]

batman xxx was freaking hilarious

superman xxx was a little forgettable despite the production value

the porn itself in both was very sterile and boring

 

[Hound55]

Madame Hydra in the Cap one? She's have to be, wouldn't she..?

 

[Mystirious]

She's green haired hawtness in skintight leather

So I would be surprised if she weren't

There's a Justice League one too, WW gets gangbanged.

I imagine that's how most of the JLA meetings end

So, I went to dart shop. It was ****

Sorry to hear that Lix

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Are you guys seriously asking for more story in a porn movie?

 

[sandwraith]

There's a Justice League one too, WW gets gangbanged.

I know its wrong to ask but....

Who played WW?

 

[lixdexia]

Sorry to hear that Lix

me too

Viper is in the cap one, but I don't remember if she had green hair.

Are you guys seriously asking for more story in a porn movie?

yes, why is that a difficult concept? If I wanted to elderly women get sodomized by dogs I'd watch blue haired beastiality 14, but I went with a batman parody so I expect it to deliver on the parody. Otherwise what's the point? To see people have sex in familiar costumes? That's dumb

 

[Tron Bonne]

...It's porn. It does not simulate the mind unless it's artsy Euro porn. So, yeah, it's pretty dumb, costumes or not.

 

[lixdexia]

Well that's a pretty closed minded and misinformed stance

 

[Tron Bonne]

No, that's actually the stance of someone who knows what porn generally is.

 

[Drz]

Are you guys seriously asking for more story in a porn movie?

They have alot of comedy, so yeah more story would always be better. The porn is rather bland and way too mainstream, not enough hardcore for me.

 

[lixdexia]

No, that's actually the stance of someone who knows what porn generally is.

doesn't sound like it. sounds like someone with preconceived notions lumping all porn together. kinda like "all comics are disposable media with no value as literature, except for that artsy eurpean stuff." or "no cartoons hold any intellectual value except some anime."

 

[Tron Bonne]

Not all, but keyword there, of course, is generally. I guess you caught me, though. I really don't watch or read porn. But, of course, wanting the Captain America porn parody to give any kind of real analysis to America's political spectrum is something that I'm quite doubtful most people will ever expect :/

 

[Mystirious]

Watching the new episode of Sherlock tonight its pretty

Though I'm kind of sad that there's only one more episode left. One of the downsides of British tv is that our seasons are so short

 

[WompuM]

I too am watching Hounds of Baskerville tonight. I am very excited, but even more excited about Reichenburg next week. Just reread The Final Problem in preparation.

 

[lixdexia]

i need to watch that. i enjoyed the first episode of the show, but haven't seen any of it since. need to watch series 6 of doctor who also.

and **** pbs. i need **** to start working outside the us

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

It's porn. Few people actually watch a porn movie in one sitting. It's like asking for a veggie burger and wondering why doesn't it taste (for lack of a better word) meatier.

The point of the superhero porn movies is to stimulate a superhero (or superheroine) fetish that people have.

In the beginnings of porn movies in the 70s and even into the 80s, story was actually somewhat important but today, story matter very little in porn.

 

[lixdexia]

blah blah gross generalization based on my own misconceptions blah

that's cool man.

 

[sandwraith]

Wait, we're still talking about porn?

 

[Tron Bonne]

So, are you just trying to be a dick, or are there really like legitimate reasons why you would ever expect any kind of dissection of American politics in the same movie where Captain America sodomizes a female Red Skull while a Hitler look-like looks on in dismay, and then joins when he sees that America's cock has broken through all his anal nazi defenses?

Because, really, I know there's porn out there that strives for more (Moore's Lost Girls, In the Realm of the Senses, Anna), but I am drawing a blank why anyone would expect this from porno parodies of mainstream superhero movies