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[BlackLantern]

I love women, but how have Sienna Miller, Halle Berry, Reese Whitherspoon, and Sharon Stone all had their significant others cheat on them??

hell, Halle Berry had two husbands cheat on her


people become complacent and take their partners for granted....not all the time, but it happens

Tiger Woods, anyone??

 

[Hound55]

Hugh Grant/Elizabeth Hurley.

It happens much faster when sex just isn't happening as well, I'd assume.

Also, fifthfiend add "fun" to your list... in fact it may be top of the list.

 

[BlackLantern]

screw you all....i like things

 

[Hound55]

Tears, death and pestilence..?

 

[BlackLantern]

Cinnabon, Bach, Michael Connelly novels, and Toll House Pie

 

[fifthfiend]

So hey speaking of novels, can anyone recommend any good ****** science fiction / fantasy novels? I've been looking for some to read but everything I pick up ends up being boring / mediocre / Randian ****** science fiction / fantasy.

Basically I just wanna read something where a group of awesome heroes roll around space / pseudo-Europe having ballin' adventures and like toppling evil empires and murdering the legendary (Space) Dragon and ****.

 

[BlackLantern]

have you checked out the Honor Harrington series by David Webber?? its heavy sci fi but pretty good

 

[fifthfiend]

Honor sounds more like good good science fiction, I'm looking more in the vein of good ****** science fiction.

Like man basically all I'm after is something kind of light and entertaining with a reasonable possibility of space dragons. Like if you had a book that was like "Well we took Dragonlance, and then we added spaceships," man I would be there on a (space) bear.

 

[BlackLantern]

book wise?? i do not know man....if you want televised ****** sci fi...anything branded a "Syfy Original Movie" would work...Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus is a great example..

Lorenzo Lamas, mother****ers!!!

 

[fifthfiend]

They need to find the people who used to write episodes of Hercules: The Legendary Journeys and then pay them to write books, that's what they need to do.

 

[BlackLantern]

I'm about to draft a screenplay starring Dean Cain, Debbie Gibson, a bed and breakfast, and mutant food

all so I can see a cheeseburger wielding a cleaver

 

[Anubis]

I love women, but how have Sienna Miller, Halle Berry, Reese Whitherspoon, and Sharon Stone all had their significant others cheat on them??

hell, Halle Berry had two husbands cheat on her


people become complacent and take their partners for granted....not all the time, but it happens

Tiger Woods, anyone??

Show me a beautiful woman and I'll show you a man whose tired of f**king her.

 

[Hound55]

Show me a beautiful woman and 6 hours later I'll show you a Hound who's tired from f***ing her...

 

[BlackLantern]

the point is, people cheat because the relationship is probably not that healthy to begin with and what one partner looks like probably has very little to do with it

i read an interview with david justice after his split from halle berry and apparently she's crazy possessive

 

[Anubis]

Nah, that's why women cheat. Most dudes cheat cuz....you know....that other chick wants it....and who am I to say no?

 

[BlackLantern]

exactly....Tiger ****ed all them *****es because he could....its the simplest and truest answer

angry girlfriend - "Why did you **** her??"

dude - "Because I could"

 

[Hound55]

It's natural attraction, dude. I'm one man. Who the f*** am I to think I can beat NATURE?

 

[Anubis]

And that is the key, to rationalizing everything.

 

[WompuM]

Haven't you guys seen When Harry Met Sally? Cheating is not what beaks up couples. It's a symptom that something else is wrong.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Generally, it's not cheating that breaks up couples, it's the jealous husband who comes back with a shotgun which does.

 

[Anubis]

And sometimes, the remorseful and insane husband who rather than break up his family cuz he couldn't keep it in his pants, takes everybody out in a triple murder/suicide.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

That one also works for losing his job, or finding out his son is gay.

Also, a white couple having an obviously unexpected black child tends to break up the relationship fairly quick as well. =l

 

[Anubis]

Yeah, that's a classic.

 

[Drakon]

Show me a beautiful woman, and I'll ask you to stop showing me the mirror.