The unESCABLE DC Boards Lounge 9.0

[WompuM]

THE DC BOARDS LOUNGE MARK 9.0

That's right. Unescable.​

Alright ladies and gentlemen. The first [and second and third and forth and fifth and sixth and seventh and eight] lounge have gone on long enough. Sometimes you want to go [again] where everyone [still] knows your username, ya' know? I figure we, the proud posters of the DC Comics boards (and some stragglers), possibly one of the tightest cliques on these forums [still] deserve the right to lounge. I mean, who else has ASSHAT? (am i [still] allowed to say that?)

Now we all [sort of] remember the catastrophe that was the Darth&Leaguer threads, and their unjust closings, and the glory that was the Original unOFFICIAL DC Boards Lounge [and unORIGINAL and unDISPUTED and unPREDICTABLE and unREAL and unDEAD and unAUTHENTIC], but we have the opportunity and right to talk [again] now about whatever is in our heads, unless it involves shoving things up a monkey's ass (or torrents), but that's neither here nor there. Also, we can't make jokes about rape, but we are free to joke about taffy and the sheds in which taffy is made all we want.

It appears we only get 1000 posts a thread now, so make them good.

F*** your Thread Manager.

Once again, The Regulars:

-WompuM
23, St. Louis, MO
Law student, playboy hundredaire, Time Lord.

-Manic (likes the old flamebird)
27, NorCal

-Darthphere (representing ASSHAT)
25, Miami, FL

-Assassin
27, Detroit, Snot nosed brat who hates most talented, empowered, female writers.

-Harlekin

-BrianWilly
27, Bay Area CA.

-Anubis
29, Chicago.

-Yenaled
"I am an enigma wrapped in a mystery."

-Leaguer BANNED-The Eagle Host (sometimes) MISSING

-Doc_Destruction

-TheCorpulent1
Resident sexy librarian and mod. Been busy lately.

-KenshinAtrain

-MissWebb

-Hush
23, St. Louis, MO

-Green Lantern
24, So Dak

-Spike_x1
21, Canada.

-Fifthfiend
26, Oakland

-BlackLantern BANNED

-Lobo
The former mod who posts here.

-Colossal Spoons
26, DE
-"Sets off lunk alarms"

Teardrop d/b/a Tron Bonne a/k/a
Eternally 20ish
"The Friendliest Combat Maid Of All (And you guys needed one, bad)"

-Drakon (30% Marvel, 70% DC)
27, Right Behind You

-Kitsune
Wanders in occasionally and makes inane comments.

-The Original Bamfer
20-something

-lixdexia
23, butt****nowhere, VA
thinks he's special, and pretty, and that he dances good. [He isn't, isn't, and doesn't.]

Hound55
Likes to *****.

Charlie Boy, 23
Bay Area
Worst Green Lantern ever.

Mystirious
Twenty something
Does the awesome face way too much

Chamber-Music
London Baby!
I killed somebody 'Jesus take the wheel'

Kane52630
Demands to be listed, gives no further details

sandwraith
*****es and *****es about not being on the list despite not sending a PM

Rules:

* Don't harass the females.
* Be nice to the new kids.
* We can't make jokes about rape, but taffy and taffy-making is fair game.
* To be added to the first page, just send me your stats or you can piss off a mod and have them do it for you. In fact, do that. Send all requests to The Original Bamfer, using multiple PM's.

Once again, enjoy yourselves until we are shut down again. And if forever reason I'm not around to make a new Lounge, have Hush text me.

-Womp

Oh, and visit http://www.wompnation.com. Those bastards automatically renewed my hosting membership for a year, so it might actually get updated one of these days. Don't go there no mo'. I didn't pay so they took it down. I do have a law blog now though, for geeks stuff.

 

[Mystirious]

New lounge already!

Lets have a new lounge party to celebrate moving in. Disco dance with me Womp

 

[Kane52630]

No more rape jokes? awh...


oh, forgot my entrance music...

 

[Manic]

What the F is unescable?

 

[WompuM]

You try coming up with 9 words that begin with UN that make sense, dick.

 

[Mystirious]

No more rape jokes? awh...


oh, forgot my entrance music...

Stay cool Kane

You can still make jokes about taffying

 

[WompuM]

What do you call it when a dolphin is unwilling?
Salt-water taffy.

 

[sandwraith]

Oh.

I'm still not on the list I see.

 

[Mystirious]

Just ask Womp and he'll add you sandwraith

What do you call it when a dolphin is unwilling?
Salt-water taffy.

I see what you did there Womp

 

[Anubis]

Well that's just nasty.


Scotch and Soda bar keep. And make it snappy!

 

[Manic]

You try coming up with 9 words that begin with UN that make sense, dick.

unBELIEVABLE
unRELENTING
unSTOPPABLE
unMISTAKABLE
unTOUCHABLE
unKILLABLE
unCLEAN
unABRIDGED
unTHINKABLE

I have no clue was "unescable" means.

 

[Anubis]

http://www.scrabblefinder.com/starts-with/un/

 

[Mystirious]

Well that's just nasty.


Scotch and Soda bar keep. And make it snappy!

Coming right up 'Nubs

Do you want a little umbrella in it?

 

[Anubis]

Coming right up 'Nubs

Do you want a little umbrella in it?

It's not a drink if there ain't an umbrella in it.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

http://www.scrabblefinder.com/starts-with/un/

Aw, I thought that list had "unescable" on it. That would've been awesome. But it isn't there because it's not a word. Womp clearly meant "unescapable" (which, coincidentally, is also not a word, but at least we can guess at what it might mean if it were). I could change it for him... but I want to see him beg.

 

[WompuM]

unBELIEVABLE
unRELENTING
unSTOPPABLE
unMISTAKABLE
unTOUCHABLE
unKILLABLE
unCLEAN
unABRIDGED
unTHINKABLE

I have no clue was "unescable" means.

Really? You have no clue? No clue whatsoever? Go **** yourself. Plus, I think I did two of those already.

 

[Darthphere]

What the Ms. Frizzle?

 

[WompuM]

Aw, I thought that list had "unescable" on it. That would've been awesome. But it isn't there because it's not a word. Womp clearly meant "unescapable" (which, coincidentally, is also not a word, but at least we can guess at what it might mean if it were). I could change it for him... but I want to see him beg.

I've been on this damn site too damn long to give a rat's ass about that.

Plus, unescable is what happens when your window on the computer freezes and the ESC key doesn't do anything. It's synonym is UnAlt+F4able.

 

[Anubis]

Aw, I thought that list had "unescable" on it. That would've been awesome. But it isn't there because it's not a word. Womp clearly meant "unescapable" (which, coincidentally, is also not a word, but at least we can guess at what it might mean if it were). I could change it for him... but I want to see him beg.

Yeah, I found a Christian Chat Room that had that in the title, and I was gonna use it as a bit about Womp hanging out in Christian Chat Rooms, trying to find a nice God fearing chick for him and Miss Womp to corrupt.

But then I realized it wasn't Unescapable.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I've been on this damn site too damn long to give a rat's ass about that.

Plus, unescable is what happens when your window on the computer freezes and the ESC key doesn't do anything. It's synonym is UnAlt+F4able.

Well played, sir. I'll allow it.

 

[Darthphere]

Christianmingle.com

 

[WompuM]

I just imagine Christian Slater and Christian Bale staring at each other over candlelight.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

At the end of the night:

Slater: So, Christian, I meant to ask: I've got this new TV show and I was wondering if you'd be interested in a little cameo.
Bale: ...
Slater: ...
Bale: We're f***ing done professionally, Christian.

 

[Mystirious]

Christian Slater: But all of your friends are my friends. I just don't see how its going to work

Christian Bale: I've thought about that. You can have them

It's not a drink if there ain't an umbrella in it.

This is the correct answer

 

[sandwraith]

I'm not sure where all the hate for Nickelodean's TMNT is coming from. The show isn't even out yet and already haters are screaming sacrilege for them having three toes on their feet instead of two.

I swear, its like Transformers Animated all over again.

Yes, the CG thing is annoying. I don't like it in Transformers Prime but it doesn't mean it doesn't work.

And yeah, Nick's name on the title does not inspire confidence whatsoever but this is the same company that gave us Avatar so...I'm hoping for the best.