Call the "WAAAAHHHHHmbulance." Or go to McDonald's and get a WAHmburger and some french cries.
One of the more effed up ones I saw was [blackout]where there was this set of twins, one boy and one girl. The detectives encounter complications when investigating a case in which a would-be rapist was killed by his intended victim. Graffiti found at the scene of the death leads Stabler and Benson to suspect a male street artist, but his identical twin sister confesses to the crime. Turns out the girl wasn't really a girl, but they botched his circumsison and ended up raising him as a girl. He never really felt like a girl, but he was still being bred to live this life, what with being trained to learn makeup and how to flirt with boys and what not. Not to mention that the twin's shrink even went so far as to have the girl make out with other boys [including, I believe, her brother], and showed her 'art books' [read = borderline porn] to prove his ulterior motive to prove that nurture supersedes nature. It's been a while since I've seen it, but as I recall, the girl ended up assaulting the doctor, permanently crippling him.[/blackout]