The unREAL DC Boards Lounge 6.8

[Colossal Spoons]

All of the above!

 

[Hush]

So me and my lady watched all the Scream movies this week and finished our weekend with Scream 4 and just gotta say, thats a good ****ing franchise. "You forgot the one rule of a re-make, dont **** with the original!" That line made Scream 4 for me. Oh Spoilers.

 

[Mystirious]

i want that guy to show up as dr psycho in the wonder woman show. loved him since nip/tuck.

That would actually be perfect casting he would be amazing as Dr Psycho

Tyrion Lannister is probably the most cunning midget ever

The most cunning midget of them all

Game of Thrones was awesome. Boobs, midgets, and dragon eggs? Yes please

These are a few of my favourite things

 

[Mystirious]

Tyrion Lannister is probably the horniest midget ever. And Jaime is prematurely awesome.

Like a possum

And Lanniester came close but he is probably the second horniest midget I have ever seen not the horniest ever

 

[lixdexia]

Like a possum

And Lanniester came close but he is probably the second horniest midget I have ever seen not the horniest ever

i want to mate with a midget, if just to say i've done it.

 

[Charlie Boy]

Legend has it if you orgasm while in the presence of a midget, you have to do their taxes for the rest of your life.

 

[Mystirious]

I won't lie to you Lix it is a pretty amazing experience

 

[Hound55]

i want to mate with a midget, if just to say i've done it.

You'd burst her you big lummox...

 

[Charlie Boy]

Bull****.

 

[Hound55]

Dude's 6'5"... He'd pop a midget... Unless you reinforced her with duct tape or something...

 

[Mystirious]

Legend has it if you orgasm while in the presence of a midget, you have to do their taxes for the rest of your life.

Like most legends this is absolutely true

 

[Charlie Boy]

No no, I'm referring to Mysti's claim to bedding a midget. There's not a doubt in my mind that Lix would destroy a dwarf. I just can't blindly accept that Mysti's bedded a midget. I call bull****.

I want pictures. Nothing crass. Just a photo of you, the tiny person, and a copy of today's news paper in your depraved sex dungeon.

 

[Hound55]

Mysti's not really bi-sexual. She's bi-winning...

 

[Mystirious]

No no, I'm referring to Mysti's claim to bedding a midget. There's not a doubt in my mind that Lix would destroy a dwarf. I just can't blindly accept that Mysti's bedded a midget. I call bull****.

I want pictures. Nothing crass. Just a photo of you, the tiny person, and a copy of today's news paper in your depraved sex dungeon.

What happens in my sex club dungeon stays in my sex club dungeon

 

[Hound55]

No no, I'm referring to Mysti's claim to bedding a midget. There's not a doubt in my mind that Lix would destroy a dwarf. I just can't blindly accept that Mysti's bedded a midget. I call bull****.

I want pictures. Nothing crass. Just a photo of you, the tiny person, and a copy of today's news paper in your depraved sex dungeon.

Depravity is what happens amongst other people who won't let you participate...

 

[Mystirious]

Pfft I'm not depraved

I'm just kinky and proud t:

Mysti's not really bi-sexual. She's bi-winning...

I be pansexual like all unicorns

 

[Hound55]

Exactly.

That's how the word depraved works. When it's something you're doing; to you it's fun. When there's something that other people wouldn't be willing to (or capable of) doing, it's depraved.

Those that can't/aren't do it judge.

 

[Mystirious]

Depravity is what happens amongst other people who won't let you participate...

As long as their over 18 and consenting i'll let anyone participate

 

[BlackLantern]

and I call ******** on that.....we all have our "preferences" as to who we do things with

 

[Mystirious]

and I call ******** on that.....we all have our "preferences" as to who we do things with

Well sure I have preferences BlackLantern but i am always up for trying new things too

I try to stay open minded and open to new experiences its more fun that way

 

[Mystirious]

Exactly.

That's how the word depraved works. When it's something you're doing; to you it's fun. When there's something that other people wouldn't be willing to (or capable of) doing, it's depraved.

Those that can't/aren't do it judge.

Way i see it as long as everyone's consenting and everyone's having fun its not depraved

It's just fun

 

[BlackLantern]

you're missing the point Hound is trying to make

 

[lixdexia]

Well sure I have preferences BlackLantern but i am always up for trying new things too

I try to stay open minded and open to new experiences its more fun that way

see, that's my problem. as blantern would say, i'm a prude and "new experiences" for me consist of turning the lights on or playing different music all while in the same fully clothed missionary position.

but yeah hound...that's why i'll never date anyone under 5'7 ever again.

 

[Mystirious]

As long as its what you enjoy Lix nothing wrong with that

 

[BlackLantern]

Lix likes things WASP style.....shirt on, lights off, no talking...with a nice helping of shame and/or guilt afterwards.