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[lixdexia]

On the topic of Winnie The Pooh. All those creatures exist in Christopher Robin's head right? So when Owl teaches him something new, is it crap he already knew?

when it's bullcrap yes, when it's a lesson it's christopher robin coming to a realization.

also, wizard and toyfair got canceled. not that big a deal to me personally, but i enjoyed having a tangible magazine to read, and they way they laid off their staff was super-******

 

[BlackLantern]

yea it was crappy, but that seems to be the trend these days....my roommate lost his job at a car dealership (he's a mechanic) in pretty much the same way

 

[chamber-music]

lifes only going to get tougher with the worlds population rising and the demand for jobs, resources ect will only make thinks harder

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Clearly we need to step up our efforts to reduce the world's population by hunting people for sport and making delicious hamburgers out of them.

 

[lixdexia]

we need to either ramp up that whole colonizing other planets thing or genocide. and i feel that when you package the argument like that you'll get more people to support colonizing more actively

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Until the costs of doing so are publicized, at which point genocide starts to look pretty good. We've got plenty of bullets and missiles right here on Earth already.

 

[lixdexia]

Until the costs of doing so are publicized, at which point genocide starts to look pretty good. We've got plenty of bullets and missiles right here on Earth already.

yes, but part of the vote would be "if you vote genocide, and it wins, we're starting with you"

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Sacrifices must be made.

 

[lixdexia]

Sacrifices must be made.

i agree, but how many people do you think would make the self sacrifice for the good of the world?

 

[Manic]

Why don't we create more artificial islands?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I'd be willing to part with a 3rd of our current population

 

[TheCorpulent1]

i agree, but how many people do you think would make the self sacrifice for the good of the world?

I don't know. 5?

 

[lixdexia]

Why don't we create more artificial islands?

because it would be a bad idea?

I'd be willing to part with a 3rd of our current population

indeed. i think we need is a two-part plan. step1- create a new disease and let it loose on the world. step2- put a planned parenthood shack with free condoms in every low income area and then advertise the **** out of them

 

[Hush]

13 Vodka Tonics kicked my ass last night.

 

[Kane52630]

So, just found out that Johnny Storm died. Who knew?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Like, everyone on the Marvel board.

 

[lixdexia]

yeah, kinda mad it wasn't sue. but i haven't read the issue yet so idk. i have a good feeling the reasoning behind it was the same corp employed when he suggested the dead member would be johny

 

[TheCorpulent1]

My reaction depends on what Hickman does with the team now. If he highlights how valuable Johnny is so that they appreciate him more when he comes back, I'm good. If not, it seems like a waste to me.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

indeed. i think we need is a two-part plan. step1- create a new disease and let it loose on the world. step2- put a planned parenthood shack with free condoms in every low income area and then advertise the **** out of them

Well there's talk of swine flu mutating and coming back. Perhaps if it teams up with the bird flu, we could make this happen. The g/f actually works to educate people in low-income areas on how not get knocked up for the 6th and 7th times; the ignorance is astounding. So I think involuntary vasectomies and tubal ligations might be in order.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Well there's talk of swine flu mutating and coming back. Perhaps if it teams up with the bird flu, we could make this happen. The g/f actually works to educate people in low-income areas on how not get knocked up for the 6th and 7th times; the ignorance is astounding. So I think involuntary vasectomies and tubal ligations might be in order.

Would they call that "when pigs fly flu"?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Ways Johnny could have lived or at least survived longer:

- Valeria said that she'd come back with Reed and open a "back door" to the N-Zone. Johnny simply had to evade the few bugs that could fly long enough for the brains to figure something out

- Franklin and his Mary-Sue god powers could have tp'd Johnny back on the 616 side of the portal with a snap of his fingers

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Would they call that "when pigs fly flu"?

Wise guy eh?

 

[lixdexia]

Well there's talk of swine flu mutating and coming back. Perhaps if it teams up with the bird flu, we could make this happen. The g/f actually works to educate people in low-income areas on how not get knocked up for the 6th and 7th times; the ignorance is astounding. So I think involuntary vasectomies and tubal ligations might be in order.

nah, if it doesn't involve a monkey and dustin hoffman it's not good enough for me. and yeah...poor people are stupid

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Ha, that movie is what sent me down my current career path

 

[chamber-music]

Skins Season 5/ Generation 3 starts tonight.
Its the girl who played Lara in Golden Compass focused on in the season opener

Why don't we create more artificial islands?

The world doesn't need another Netherlands

So, just found out that Johnny Storm died. Who knew?

I thought would be him. It was in the newspapers over here other day so it ruined it for anyone who was going to read the comic but hadn't got around to it yet.

yes, but part of the vote would be "if you vote genocide, and it wins, we're starting with you"

I vote the people who leave comments on Youtube as the first to go