The War Lord solution thread.

[War Lord]

I am here to provide real solutions to real problems. Although I won't sympathize with anybody's situations, I will provide a fairly objective viewpoint and a real solution.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

oh boy, here we go.

 

[Corinthian™]

here's a problem

your name sucking and we detesting you, Jonty

 

[War Lord]

oh boy, here we go.

I'm trying my hand at being a better human being.

 

[JLBats]

I hate myself and all my friends, what should I do?

 

[jaguarr]

I'm trying my hand at being a better human being.

Who wants in on the betting pool around how long that lasts? I'll give it until tomorrow at 10:53am Pacific Time. I think Jonty's more capable of this than any of us give him credit for.

jag

 

[War Lord]

here's a problem

your name sucking and we detesting you, Jonty

It's only a problem if I see it as a problem.

 

[War Lord]

I hate myself and all my friends, what should I do?

Get new friends and be honest with yourself. You probably don't really hate yourself, but a changeable quality about yourself.

What is it that you hate about yourself?

 

[JLBats]

Get new friends and be honest with yourself. You probably don't really hate yourself, but a changeable quality about yourself.

What is it that you hate about yourself?

I was just trying to goad you into telling me to go on a murder-suicide rampage, I actually rock.

 

[Corinthian™]

It's only a problem if I see it as a problem.

You suck

Closing...

 

[War Lord]

I was just trying to goad you into telling me to go on a murder-suicide rampage, I actually rock.

An overestimation of oneself is a problem, because many serial killers have a super-high self esteem.

The solution here is to learn some humility.

 

[War Lord]

You suck

Closing...

There is always a problem that needs a solution.

Until I have solved everybody's problem, I must help.

 

[JLBats]

Dear Jonty,

I am totally into this girl who goes to my school. She totally rox and her name doesn't matter, lol. So, she's going to a party and I was wondering where I could buy some ghb?

Thank you.

 

[sinewave]

i got beatup by my nephew and called the cops on him instead of dealing with it on my own. am i wuss?

 

[War Lord]

Dear Jonty,

I am totally into this girl who goes to my school. She totally rox and her name doesn't matter, lol. So, she's going to a party and I was wondering where I could buy some ghb?

Thank you.

If you search the internet, there are recipes that you can create at home. It's not good money management to pay for goods or services that you can do for yourself.

 

[JLBats]

Enterprising fellow, you are.

 

[Equint77]

jonty's always been a good guy why don't we help him out by doing him a favor of changing his name back..

oh wait I forgot, last week I got the asinine reasoning for no more namge changes......

 

[black_dust]

Dear Jonty.... oops! War-drobe.... lord!

Why should i pick this thread for my problems over Danalys thread? what are you qualifications?

 

[War Lord]

i got beatup by my nephew and called the cops on him instead of dealing with it on my own. am i wuss?

You probably were too hot-headed at the time to think the matter through. I would suggest next time, if he attacks you since you know how weak he really is, to just take the beating and laugh at him.

 

[War Lord]

Dear Jonty.... oops! War-drobe.... lord!

Why should i pick this thread for my problems over Danalys thread? what are you qualifications?

Danalys is just a 17 year old punk who lacks life experience.

War Lord is a 40 year old man who has life experience, at least more than then then young punk.

 

[black_dust]

Danalys is just a 17 year old punk who lacks life experience.

War Lord is a 40 year old man who has life experience, at least more than then then young punk.

Sounds good to me!!

Any advice on buying a house then?

 

[War Lord]

Sounds good to me!!

Any advice on buying a house then?

Yes, unless you have the cash to buy it outright or a good portion of it, your best bet is to buy the smallest you can afford, pay it off, sell it and then buy something better.

 

[jaguarr]

Danalys is just a 17 year old punk who lacks life experience.

War Lord is a 40 year old man who LIVES WITH HIS MOM who has life experience, at least more than then then young punk.

In the interest of full disclosure...

jag

 

[Danalys]

i'm 25. also don't pick on jonty.

 

[War Lord]

In the interest of full disclosure...

jag

I might live with my parents, but so does Danalys so we're about equal here.

But I have more life experience, so I still beat his arse.