The "What Will the Asylum Rip Off Next" Thread?

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I guess that's their attempt to cash in on the success of The Martian. LOL.

Anyway...

SPIRIT

Jake Pond/0007: Adrian Paul
Lucy Scary: Sean Young
Mademoiselle Swank: Tara Reid
Frank Uberdriver: Udo Kier
Mr Jinx: John Cena
Pennycandy: Christina Milian
P: Frankie Muniz
N: Ian Ziering
Mr. Off-White: Mark McGrath

 

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^ t:

 

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Scarlet Summit

Judith Gushing: Kristanna Loken
Camille Edge: Shannen Doherty
Sir Thompson Edge: Eric Balfour
Dr. Callan McManus: Charlie O'Connell
Connor Gushing: Danny Bonaduce
The Undead Corpse of Judith's Mother: Ann Coulter

 

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S1ns

Dave Bills - Nick Stahl
Det. Somersault - Martin Lawrence
Joe Schmoe - Tom Sizemore
Trace Bills - Amanda Bynes

 

[Rowsdower!]

Good one

 

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Scarlet Summit

Judith Gushing: Kristanna Loken
Camille Edge: Shannen Doherty
Sir Thompson Edge: Eric Balfour
Dr. Callan McManus: Charlie O'Connell
Connor Gushing: Danny Bonaduce
The Undead Corpse of Judith's Mother: Ann Coulter

Lolt:


Most likely already done but anyway here goes:

Caretakers of the Cosmos

Star-Lawd: Brian Austin Green
Gonorrhea: Wendy Williams
Drecks the Destructor: Hulk Hogan
Rocky Racoon: Gilbert Gotfried
Broot: Ron Perlman
Gonad the Prosecutor: Aaron Eckart

 

[Rowsdower!]

LMAO, I love the names.

How to Get Away with Manslaughter

Annabelle Cheating: Pam Grier
Wuss Givens: Bill Bellamy
Colin Welsh: Skeet Ulrich
Mackenzie Dratt: Samantha Mumba
Ashton Millhouse: David Faustino
Laura Costello: Mischa Barton
Fred Delmonico: Jay Mohr
Bunny Winterbuttocks: Jenny McCarthy

 

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Breaking Point*

Buddha: Kelly Slater
FBI Agent Joey Nebraska:Jensen Ackles
FBI Agent DeAngelo Tapas: Gary Busey
Skyler Elliott: Kate Bosworth
Battlechild: Fabio




*still would probably be a better movie than the actual Point Break remake

 

[Guts]

The Astounding Man-Spider.

Frankie Muniz: Percy Packer/ Man-Spider
Joe Estevez: Uncle Bruce Packer
Traci Lords: Aunt June Packer
Cassie Scerbo: Jen Lacy
Ian Ziering: Greg Lacy
Jake Busey: Dr.Chad Cooper/ The Reptile

 

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The Astounding Man-Spider.

Frankie Muniz: Percy Packer/ Man-Spider
Joe Estevez: Uncle Bruce Packer
Traci Lords: Aunt June Packer
Cassie Scerbo: Jen Lacy
Ian Ziering: Greg Lacy
Jake Busey: Dr.Chad Cooper/ The Reptile

Nice! As a hardcore MST3K fan, I appreciate the Joe Estevez appearance!



CREDO

Asopus Credo: Chris Brown
Brocky Barbacoa: John Savage (yes, sadly, he was in Bermuda Tentacles)
Brianna: Gabrielle Union
Mary Jane Credo: Vivica A. Fox
Petty Dickie Connelly: Eric Balfour

 

[Guts]

I just watched Soultaker the other day and I remembered that Martin Sheen played Uncle Ben in the Amazing Spider-Man and I thought that if Asylum made a Spider-Man movie, they would probably cast Martin's brother in the role as Ben.

 

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Hahaha yeah that's one of the best MST3K moments ever.

 

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DOCTOR WEIRD

Dr. Stefon Weird: Val Kilmer
Baron Morbid: Philip Michael Thomas
Rhea: Rose McGowan
Nostradamus East: David Faustino
The Old One: Brigitte Nielsen
Dorkmuumuu: Udo Kier

 

[Goshdarn Batman]

Adolescent Alien Aikido Adders: Out of the Alleys

Van Gogh: Casper Van Dien

Munch: Kevin Sorbo

Picasso: Richard Dean Anderson

Dali: Zen Gesner

June: Tara Reid

The Ripper/Toyota Sake: Mark Dacascos

MMMBop: Random black guy

Stoneheavy: Random white guy


"is better then ninjer turtels yall" - imdb reviewer

"Come on, it's not that bad!" - Goshdarn Batman (state your unpopular movie opinion)

"****ing alley" - Tom Hardy

 

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The Spiteful Seven

Method Man - Captain Marcus "The Booty Hunter" Warden
Ron Jeremy - Joe "The Hungman" Bluth
Ally Sheedy - Maisie Montague
Eric Balfour - Deputy Sheriff Biff Mantis
Nicholas Turturro - Tom the New Mexican
Yahoo Serious - Eduardo Osprey
David Hasselhoff - Admiral Smithford Sanders

 

[gwynplaine]

^ Haha , or you could have just called it The Ridiculous 6 t:


The Returned

Huge Glassjaw - Vanilla Ice
Ron Frittergerald - Tom Sizemore
Jimmy Badger - Lights Camera Jackson
Drew Eery - Robbie Williams

 

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Haha good one

In the Middle of the Sea

First Mate Rowan Grace: Luke Hemsworth
Captain Greg Ballard, Sr.: Brendan Fraser
Second Mate Mayhew Croy: Jason Priestley
Timothy Dickerson: Hayden Christiansen
Sherman Bellville: Jonathan Taylor Thomas

 

[3dman27]

that 6th one sounds good Gundhoi

 

[gwynplaine]

Darkdevil

Mark Meerkat/Darkdevil - Taylor Lautner
The Sanctioner - Kellan Lutz
Elektronica - Eva Longoria
Kingpun - Meatloaf
Fugly - Tyler Labine
Karin - Jenny McCarthy
Stuck - Fred Ward

 

[SlamAdams]

Kill-Bingo

Dane Cook as Kill-Bingo
Rob Schneider as Ferret
Randy Couture as Lysol
Chyna as Pixie Dust

 

[Rowsdower!]

LMAO!!! "Fugly"... lol.


11 Cornfield Road

Mischa: Melissa Joan Hart
Herman Stabler: Robert Davi
Ebbet DuVall: Kirk Cameron

 

[3dman27]

how will the asylum take on this years crop of super hero movies?
I sincerely doubt that hero vs hero films won't lend itself to parody

 

[Rowsdower!]

Admiral America: Revolutionary War

Admiral America/Stan Rikers: Chris Klein

Chromium Man/Tommy Snark: Joey Fatone

Latrodectus Mactans/Natalia Stroganoff: Charisma Carpenter

Summer Trooper/Buddy Burns: Nick Carter

Raptor/Dan Nelson: Nick Cannon

Battle Contraption/Sgt. Jake Rose: Michael Jai White

Eagle Eye/Cliff Burton: Jesse Metcalfe

Dark Leopard/Challah: 50 Cent

The Perception: Ioan Gruffudd

Crimson B**ch/Sandra Maximus: Katie Holmes

Agent 14/Karen Carver: Alison Lohman

Gnat-Man/Scoot Lung: Jamie Kennedy

Arachnid-Man/Parker Peters: Taylor Lautner

Lord Helmet Zippo: Crispin Glover

 

[3dman27]

I HAD to ask
lol

 

[Rowsdower!]

The Sportsman: Cold War

Derek, the Sportsman: Thomas Jane
Queen Cravenna: Katherine Heigl
Drea, the Ice Princess: Sean Young
Kara, the Amazon: Rachel Leigh Cook
King Wilhelm: Brendan Fraser
Deion, the Dwarf: Deion Sanders