The World Supervillain Registry

[Cunning Stunts]

I want to make one. Who's with me? I've got no problem with people wanting to do good in a community, but those guys dressing up like superheroes in the World Superhero Registry... They gotta be kicked down a flight of steps or fifteen.

I have no clue how to design a website, so that'd be helpful if someone else could help and get this started. I personally claim rights to (ahead of time) the names The Cunning Linguist, Dr. McLovin, Red Ring of Death, and Blue Screen of Death.

My brother wants to claim Gynosaurus.

Who's with me?

 

[draculoid]

ok. i'm game. what do i have to do?

 

[Lighthouse]

I don't think the Guild of Malicious Intent will like this very much.

 

[Mike_D202]

You guys should just torment the "real life heroes" instead of trying to commit crimes.

 

[Timstuff]

Just so you guys know, I'm pretty sure that organizing illegal activity is against this board's TOS, so be careful of how nefarious your dastardly plans get.

 

[SuperFerret]

It should just be minor actions, but done while dressed in gaudy costumes. Like Supervillain Loitering or something.

 

[Spider-Fan]

Super-villain smoking in a public building

 

[DBella]

I wanna be the supervillain who talks loudly in public. The one who talks non-stop in the movie theater and giving commentaries on the movie playing on the screen. I also put my leg up on the seat in front of me. Spill popcorn and soda on anyone in close proximity. The one who'll scream "FIRE" just to get the movie theater all to myself. Anti-social, obnoxious, people-hater who thinks the world revolves around me.

 

[Spider-Fan]

I wanna be the supervillain who talks loudly in public. The one who talks non-stop in the movie theater and giving commentaries on the movie playing on the screen. I also put my leg up on the seat in front of me. Spill popcorn and soda on anyone in close proximity. The one who'll scream "FIRE" just to get the movie theater all to myself. Anti-social, obnoxious, people-hater who thinks the world revolves around me.

I'll sit beside you and talk on the phone and text

 

[DBella]

I'll sit beside you and talk on the phone and text

Which part of "anti-social, obnoxious, people-hater" don't you get? I work alone but yeah... I can use you to make phone calls to me. Or I can just talk to myself, out loud.

 

[Spider-Fan]

Which part of "anti-social, obnoxious, people-hater" don't you get? I work alone but yeah... I can use you to make phone calls to me. Or I can just talk to myself, out loud.

We can terrorize two theaters at once in two different locations

Brilliant!!!

 

[DBella]

We can terrorize two theaters at once in two different locations

Brilliant!!!

Hey, I didn't say we have a deal, did I? We can, only if you acknowledge it's not a partnership, that you are dispensable and that I am only using you for my own glory.

Btw, isn't your super-villainy specialty lies in smoking in public buildings?

 

[Spider-Fan]

Hey, I didn't say we have a deal, did I? We can, only if you acknowledge it's not a partnership, that you are dispensable and that I am only using you for my own glory.

Btw, isn't your super-villainy specialty lies in smoking in public buildings?

This is a done deal

Spoiler

You're so getting jipped

I can puff up a cigarette in the theater too

 

[DBella]

This is a done deal

Spoiler

You're so getting jipped

I can puff up a cigarette in the theater too

Ugh! Get out of my theater!!! There's only room for one theater super-villain and that's me!

 

[Spider-Fan]

This is the second time now you've booted me

The world will pay as I play really annoying music loudly in my car outside in the parking lot...WINDOWS OPEN!!!

 

[Cunning Stunts]

You guys should just torment the "real life heroes" instead of trying to commit crimes.

Just so you guys know, I'm pretty sure that organizing illegal activity is against this board's TOS, so be careful of how nefarious your dastardly plans get.

Yeah, I was just referring to messing with the "heroes". The idea of committing low-level "crimes" like loitering, talking loudly in public, etc. was the furthest I'd be willing to take it.

Someone should totally take on the name, "Public Urination Man".

 

[SuBe]

I want to join!

The OP should have a list of everyone that joined, our Super Villian Name, and our MO.

I want to be know as "Sticky Situation" and I spit gum on sidewalks and parking lots!


Bwawhahahaha!

 

[Prison Mike]

anybody dressed in a costume should be kicked down a flight of stairs. if you want to torment those so called "superheroes", then go right ahead. But please don't do it in a costume. you'll be no better than them.

 

[Mike_D202]

...but it will be funny.

 

[JoeCat]

http://www.thesuperheroquiz.com/villain/

Spoiler

 

[michephantom]

P-p-p-professor chaos!

And how can you be a supefvillian without dressing funny? At least shave your head and wear a suit or wear tight leather.

 

[draculoid]

And how can you be a supefvillian without dressing funny? At least shave your head and wear a suit or wear tight leather.

i've got the first part covered! and i think i could scrounge up some villainous clothing.

 

[Prison Mike]

then you guys are just as geekish as those "superheores"

 

[draculoid]

http://www.thesuperheroquiz.com/villain/

Spoiler

here's what i got-

Spoiler

 

[draculoid]

then you guys are just as geekish as those "superheores"

looks like someone drank a gallon of expired haterade!

besides...a suit is not geeky. i'm not saying i'm going to wear some outlandish costume.