The Worst Baby Names!

[Memphis Slim]

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/23631411/?pg=13#TDY_Names_Bad&GT1=43001

 

[Memphis Slim]

Sins
The authors found 149 records for people named Lust, 70 for Greed, 12 for Sloth, and 830 for Pride. Which of the 7 deadlly sins was missing? Only gluttony.

Lust Garten
Greed Sister Mancini
Avarice Sullivan
Sloth Washton
Wrath Gordon
Envy Burger
Pride Saint
Greed McGrew
Pride Saint
Lust T. Castle

 

[Memphis Slim]

Professions
With names like "Mayor Bland," it seems like some parents had high, ambitious hopes for their children's future.


Cook Cook
Governor Bush
Lawyer Low
Doctor Love
Teacher Blackbear
Judge Savage
Editor Honeycutt
Mayor Bland
Sales O. Justice
Gamble Moore

 

[Memphis Slim]

Celebs are the worst!

Celebrities
Forget Suri or Shiloh – celebrities have given their children far stranger names! Discover the stars' oddest, most bizarre baby names:

Apple (Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow)
Moxie CrimeFighter (Magician Penn Jillette)
Hopper (Sean Penn and Robin Wright)
Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf)
Sosie (Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick)
Destry (Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw)
Aurelius Cy (Elle Macpherson)
Kal-El Coppola (Nicolas Cage)
Bluebell Madonna (Spice Girl Geri Halliwell)
Audio Science (Actress Shannyn Sossamon)
Sage Moonblood (Sylvester Stallone)
Tallulah (Bruce Willis and Demi Moore)
Kyd (David Duchovny and Tea Leoni)

 

[Franklin Richards]

Any regular name with "Te" in front of it.

i.e.


Tekevin
Tesean
Tejack
Teshelly
Terick
Terobert
Techeryl
Telaura


you get the idea.

 

[Immortalfire]

My eyes...my educated eyes...

 

[kane9321]

Emma Royd..oh man thats funny

 

[Killing Joke926]

Ingleberg Humperdink.

 

[SpideyVille]

Kal-El Coppola (Nicolas Cage)

I had no idea this was true ... it's kinda sad

 

[JaD]

I had no idea this was true ... it's kinda sad

he must still be mad that he never got to film his part for superman reborn

 

[TLH]

Audio Science FTW. What an awful name.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Teresa Greene.

 

[Dodger]

Aurelius Cy and Audio Science.....lol

 

[raybia]

he must still be mad that he never got to film his part for superman reborn

Don't worry. His son will get the part one day.

 

[Captain Planet!]

Ima ****e is the worst one.

I had no idea this was true ... it's kinda sad

The man is showing his faith.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Celebs are the worst!

Celebrities
Forget Suri or Shiloh – celebrities have given their children far stranger names! Discover the stars' oddest, most bizarre baby names:

Apple (Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow)
Moxie CrimeFighter (Magician Penn Jillette)
Hopper (Sean Penn and Robin Wright)
Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf)
Sosie (Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick)
Destry (Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw)
Aurelius Cy (Elle Macpherson)
Kal-El Coppola (Nicolas Cage)
Bluebell Madonna (Spice Girl Geri Halliwell)
Audio Science (Actress Shannyn Sossamon)
Sage Moonblood (Sylvester Stallone)
Tallulah (Bruce Willis and Demi Moore)
Kyd (David Duchovny and Tea Leoni)

Haha. I saw the VH1 show on that. Those poor children.

 

[Warhammer]

Robert F*got.

 

[Captain Planet!]

I also like Hugh Jass

 

[Warhammer]

I've never heard that one before.

 

[TNC9852002]

Those names are going to scar those children's lives..

-TNC

 

[Killing Joke926]

Barack.

 

[Hobgoblin]

Some governor in Texas named his daughter Ima Hogg.

 

[Steve Rogers]

I can't comment. I've always said that if my last name was Angelo, I'd name my kid Michael.

I'm not sure how serious I am.

 

[Alex The Great]

Ima ****e. have the parents no soul?

 

[Captain Planet!]

Ima ****e. have the parents no soul?

At least it's not like... Ima Moran or Ima Betch.