The worst fan fiction story ever? HALF LIFE Now with animation!

[The Lizard]

The origins of this are pretty old, but a cursory search of these boards didn't show it, so I'll risk potential abuse to enlighten those who haven't seen it...


Anyway, here is a masterpiece, a magnum opus of fan fiction based (loosely?) on the Half Life video game, entitled HALF LIFE: FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES...

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945837/1/Halflife_Fulllife_Consequences

And here's the inevitable movie version that had to spring from such a work of genius....




I really hope that it was written by a 9 year old or a non-native English speaker.

 

[.Rorschach.]

Amazing!

 

[The Lizard]

I know!

Usually, a film adaptation can never live up to the book, but I think the video really expanded on the desperation of John Freeman, as well as the tragic circumstances of the zombie goasts.

 

[.Rorschach.]

My thoughts exactly.This reminds me of this kid(wish I knew so I could show you)who reads bad fan fics on ytmnd.

 

[Ice-man]

Hahahaha wow funniest thing I've seen in a while... was it really written like that or did the video embellish it for comedy?

 

[Addendum]

"John Freeman, who is Gordon Freeman's brother, was one day an office..."

t:

 

[Manic]

Less than a minute into that video, I had to pause and say "there's no way the original fic was written this hilariously badly." Then I read the first paragraph of the original fic, and laughed until I gave myself a headache.

 

[Addendum]

BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!!!111

too damn funny

 

[The Lizard]

I really like the "LOL" at 4:15 in the video.

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

Awesome. especially when Bill Nye pops in...

 

[DDS]

*adds to favorites* t:

 

[The Lizard]

Here's part 2 of the fanfic written by the Pulitzer-prizewinning "Squirrelking"...

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2946082/1/Halflife_FullLife_Consequences_2_WhatHasTobeDone

No animation for this part yet as far as I can tell.

 

[bell110]

New video, STAT...

 

[WTFimVENOM]

I love Gary's mod up: Messing around with the Half-Life world is amazingly fun...

 

[Why Are You Crouching Spock?]

Bloody hell, he really likes saying "John Freeman" at the start of his sentences.

A cop possessed by a head crab monster wanted to stop him and give him a ticket?

 

[AlteredEgo]

these things are great! be sure to check out his fan fic account, he's got about six others like this, including: Metal Gear Solid: Fight of Metal Gears
Starring Jake Snake, the brother of Solid Snake, who is now dead and has to fight metal gears because Snake is now dead!

 

[DDS]

Spoiler

AND THE PANTS WERE DEAD

 

[Darthphere]

He's trying to learn English *******s!