The worst fan fiction story ever? HALF LIFE Now with animation!

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  1. The Lizard Didn't eat Billy

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    The origins of this are pretty old, but a cursory search of these boards didn't show it, so I'll risk potential abuse to enlighten those who haven't seen it...


    Anyway, here is a masterpiece, a magnum opus of fan fiction based (loosely?) on the Half Life video game, entitled HALF LIFE: FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES...

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945837/1/Halflife_Fulllife_Consequences

    And here's the inevitable movie version that had to spring from such a work of genius....




    I really hope that it was written by a 9 year old or a non-native English speaker. :csad:
     
  2. .Rorschach. Hurm...

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  3. The Lizard Didn't eat Billy

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    I know!

    Usually, a film adaptation can never live up to the book, but I think the video really expanded on the desperation of John Freeman, as well as the tragic circumstances of the zombie goasts.
     
  4. .Rorschach. Hurm...

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    My thoughts exactly.This reminds me of this kid(wish I knew so I could show you)who reads bad fan fics on ytmnd.
     
  5. Ice-man Registered

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    Hahahaha wow funniest thing I've seen in a while... was it really written like that or did the video embellish it for comedy?
     
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    "John Freeman, who is Gordon Freeman's brother, was one day an office..."

    :woot:
     
  7. Manic User title? USER TITLE?!

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    Less than a minute into that video, I had to pause and say "there's no way the original fic was written this hilariously badly." Then I read the first paragraph of the original fic, and laughed until I gave myself a headache.
     
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    BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!!!111

    too damn funny
     
  9. The Lizard Didn't eat Billy

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    I really like the "LOL" at 4:15 in the video. :up:
     
  10. The Incredible Hulk Bad Hombre

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    Awesome. especially when Bill Nye pops in... :D
     
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    *adds to favorites* :woot::up:
     
  12. The Lizard Didn't eat Billy

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  13. bell110 Drunk on Capitol Hill

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    New video, STAT...
     
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    I love Gary's mod :D:up: Messing around with the Half-Life world is amazingly fun...
     
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    Bloody hell, he really likes saying "John Freeman" at the start of his sentences.

    A cop possessed by a head crab monster wanted to stop him and give him a ticket?
     
  16. AlteredEgo Hello...

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    :lmao: these things are great! be sure to check out his fan fic account, he's got about six others like this, including: Metal Gear Solid: Fight of Metal Gears
    Starring Jake Snake, the brother of Solid Snake, who is now dead and has to fight metal gears because Snake is now dead! :eek:
     
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    AND THE PANTS WERE DEAD
     
  18. Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox!

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    He's trying to learn English *******s!
     

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