The Worst Films You've EVER seen?

[Lobo]

The simple formula of [insert huge blockbuster] + [Recent memory] - [Your real answer] = Answer

e-algebra for the win lol. Ghost Rider was pretty bad. Didn't even bother with the 2nd one.

 

[BradenPickering]

I have to chuckle at how many people are saying Movie 43. I knew within the first 10 minutes it was going to be an all-time favorite. Shrug.

 

[brothersthre3]

I try to only watch movies with a rating above 7 on IMDB. Which means most films I watch are decent.

Let me see though,
Batman and Robin

Attack of the Clones

Transformers

Jurassic World

haha I actually enjoyed that movie, would watch again. Although I acknowledge it was a pretty piss poor reboot.

 

[Napoleon]

Jonah Hex
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Priest

 

[Link]

Poltergeist (2015)

Arguably one of the worst horror movies I have ever seen, and one of the worst remakes. Useless in every way.

Catwoman

I'm not sure if I should even include this or not, since I watch it every few years and some of these other movies in this list I wouldn't. It's a hilariously bad movie, and even thinking about it makes me giggle. Patience Phillips is a terrible protagonist, just abysmal. It's definitely a weird movie that has no right to exists.

Blended

Honest to god I can't believe that I even watched this. I don't think I've liked a single Adam Sandler movie, but this one is just unbearable. Bad acting, casual racism and annoying characters galore. I would rather burn my entire movie collection than sit through this again.

Attack of the 50 Ft. Woman (1993)

This one I actually paid money to see, since I thought it would be dumb enough to be entertaining. The DVD cost only 1€ so it wasn't a huge loss, but the damage it did to me is unfixable. I hated everything about this trainwreck, and it definitely doesn't help that it feels like a three hour movie. After seeing it I destroyed my DVD and laughed manically. Not recommended for anyone.

 

[ComicChick]

Open Water

 

[Rowsdower!]

I think I might be the only person on earth who likes Open Water, lol.

 

[DyeLorean]

Open Water

Came here to mention that one.
Yeah. I want my 2 hours back.

 

[enquencle]

I've seen my fair share of bad films. Most recently, I hated Tammy and Movie 43.

But the one that i truly hate with a passion is Pulse (2006). It's a remake from a Japanese horror film, bit this one is absolutely stupid and awful. Not even the gorgeous Kristen Bell saved it. I can't believe i paid to see that in theaters, and that is stayed for the whole thing.

Since that day, my friends don't get to choose the movie.

It has a 10% on RT and this is the imdb link:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0454919/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Oh, and it has a sequel...

 

[Mandon Knight]

Superman III was extremely painful to watch at home. I have Superman IV on DVD, I've had it for 3 or more years now, and I've never been able to start watching it because Superman III was just so unbearable.

If you ever get round to it, you are in for a real treat if you thought Superman III was bad.

 

[Rowsdower!]

I tried watching Warcraft the other day and couldn't get through half an hour. Everything about it was just so, so bad. The acting was awful. The story was a disjointed mess. And EVERYTHING, from the costumes to the landscapes to the orcs with their giant Hulk Hands® looked so ridiculously fake. I think it looked even LESS real than the video games do. Blizzard should be ashamed of themselves.

 

[Ivan Drago]

Is it too soon to say Suicide Squad? I wanted to sink into my chair in embarrassment when watching it in theaters (pretty much every scene with Enchantress).

 

[Rowsdower!]

Nope, not too soon. Suicide Squad was awful.

 

[Isildur´s Heir]

The last horrible movie i watched was Priest, the one with Paul Bettany (for the ones wondering)

Painful to watch judge Dredd rip-off

 

[Rowsdower!]

Haha I remember that movie. That was another one I turned off after about 30 minutes. Total garbage.

 

[InCali]

Anything Ed Wood did (practically all of which I love). Barbarella?? (which I thought was hysterical)

$#!tformers: Age of SuckStinktion...hated it. So bad it's not even good.

 

[Yowza]

Italian Spiderman. lol

Seriously though, if it's a bad film I have probably forgotten it. If a film disturbes me in a certain way I'll stay clear of it. Other than that bad is just bad.

Some clips from some of the Troma films I have to admit are just too much to being attention getting to being really offputting yet extremely ridiculous.

Everytime I watch a film on Netflix, I usually google comments/ratings first. Open Water is essentially filming 2 people in well open water. Just think of it as 2 actors with an empty canvas playing off eachother (of course bit depressing ending). Not the worst thing I can imagine.

 

[loudmouth]

Corky Romano

 

[Matt.S99]

Zoolander 2 was one of the worst films I've seen. I was actually mad at myself for watching the whole thing.

 

[thejon93rd]

Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem - Just sheer, incomprehensible trash in every regard. Featuring ripoff characters, terrible acting all across the board, the worst cinematography in cinematic history and a laughably god-awful ending that completely ruins the continuity of the Alien/Predator films.

 

[DyeLorean]

Why Him?

It is probably the first comedy in which I didn't laugh once.

 

[Lobo]

I tried to watch Robot World. Got about three minutes in before turning it off. Not sure if that counts, as technically I didn't see the whole thing.

 

[DA_Champion]

Of the last few years ...

Batman v Superman
Terminator Genysis
Dracula Untold
Thor 2: The Dark World

 

[thejon93rd]

North - I don't even know where to begin with this pile of rubbish. Basically you got Elijah Wood as a kid who feels his parents don't appreciate him, so he decides to find a new pair of adoptive parents. Bruce Willis also narrates the movie, dresses up as several characters, including an Easter bunny, a cowboy, a beach comber, etc. This is a truly atrocious film, but it also gave us one of the funniest reviews from Siskel & Ebert as well. So congratulations on that?

 

[Rowsdower!]

I remember when that movie came out. The previews made it look like the stupidest thing ever.