The Wrestling Thread's got...needs - Part 216

[Darkness Falls]

major props to cody for doing the ziggy makeup t:

 

[javonstokess]

The latest is that she is injured, but it's nothing serious that will keep her out of WrestleMania.

She has stated that being in the WWE has been a dream of hers. She needs her WrestleMania moment, but I don't think she gets that this year. I think it'll be Becky vs. Charlotte vs. Paige.

If I see that feud, I might just vomit a bit. Quite tired of all seeing Paige in the title picture and Becky bores me.

 

[WereCoyote]

Bray is boring in the ring and he cuts the same promo every single time. He has charisma but that only gets you so far.

He cuts the same promo because the writers in the back keep writing the same stuff for him, and keep having him against the same guys.

 

[WereCoyote]

The latest is that she is injured, but it's nothing serious that will keep her out of WrestleMania.

She has stated that being in the WWE has been a dream of hers. She needs her WrestleMania moment, but I don't think she gets that this year. I think it'll be Becky vs. Charlotte vs. Paige.

Paige is out with a concussion.

 

[LOBO3315a]

https://www.dropbox.com/s/m1tbrzhwwrsz03r/FB_IMG_1452778872713.jpg?dl=0

Saw this on Facebook today and had to share.

 

[chamber-music]

Gionna Daddio/Liv Morgan looks like she rap backing dancer and her gimmick seems to be 'I'm from New Jersey'. I wonder if her name Liv Morgan is a homage to iZombie's Live Moore?

I really enjoy watching Ciampa work stiff. I'm also amused by how Ciampa leaves the ring by falling out of the ropes really awkwardly like its nothing.

2016 seems to be 'give jobbers a chance' year with Social Outcasts on the main roster and even NXT jobber Danny Burch getting to look good in a match for once.

Peyton Royce smells that flower like it is opium. Weird gimmick. I sort of want to see Royce hit opponents with a bouquet of flowers like a angry Australian Morrissey.

I hope Emma, Peyton and Billie roll up to an arena in a ute for a NXT special like that time Sahsa rolled up in an SUV.

The mirrored sunglasses and gloves make Emma look like a sexy eighties cop.

Eva Marie oversold being happy Nia Jax wasn't in the match. Eva is a graduate of the Bella school of bad acting. Eva's guitar wind milling looks kind of dorky but at least she is trying to show some personality in the ring now.

NXT tried to troll us with that battle royal.

Baymella is real!

Deonna Purrazzo thought getting knocked out by Asuka was bad but getting eliminated by Cameron is worst. RIP Ferrari girl.

Noof bounced around that promo delivery like she was being electrocuted.

Alexa Bliss slapped Peyton Royce so hard in the stomach that her grand kids felt it.

 

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

Damn, Shinsuke was supposed to wrestle Dalton Castle at the anniversary show in February.

 

[Pink Ranger]

The mirrored sunglasses and gloves make Emma look like a sexy eighties cop.

She's like Big Boss Man but with slightly less sex appeal.

 

[famicommander]

He cuts the same promo because the writers in the back keep writing the same stuff for him, and keep having him against the same guys.

I didn't say it was his fault. But when he's on the screen I'm usually not very entertained.

 

[nite-owl]

 

[famicommander]

The rumor is they're sending Anderson and Gallows to NXT.

Terrible choice, if true. The main roster has exactly one tag team that anyone cares about (New Day) and their act is quickly running thin. The Dudleys are awesome but I'll take a drill to my eyeballs if they try to make me watch another Usos match.

 

[Wheels]

Yes, we definitely need to see them on the main roster right away so we can groan at how they're used....

 

[WereCoyote]

Yes, we definitely need to see them on the main roster right away so we can groan at how they're used....

They'll probably get Ascensioned.

 

[OctaviusINC]

The Dudleys are awesome but I'll take a drill to my eyeballs if they try to make me watch another Usos match.

B-b-but USO CRAZY! USO CRAZY!

VINTAGE USOS!

THE USOS JUST LIKE TO HAVE FUN!

USO CRAZY!

Look at me, I'm just like a real WWE commentator!

 

[Wheels]

You forgot "We got ourselves a flyin' Uso!"

 

[OnTheAir]

Saw this on Twitter

 

[MMMMM...Pancakes]

Saw this on Twitter

****ing brilliant!

 

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

I'm going to see DALTON ****ING CASTLE live! This card is stacked; all three titles on the line. ANX, Briscoes, Moose, Young Bucks, Cheeseburger. I gotta buy some streamers.

 

[nite-owl]

 

[MMMMM...Pancakes]

I'm going to see DALTON ****ING CASTLE live! This card is stacked; all three titles on the line. ANX, Briscoes, Moose, Young Bucks, Cheeseburger. I gotta buy some streamers.

Nice! Castle is one of my favorites right now. I'm a fan of the rest of those guys too. Enjoy man!

 

[Dr. Evil]

 

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

The rumor is they're sending Anderson and Gallows to NXT.

Terrible choice, if true. The main roster has exactly one tag team that anyone cares about (New Day) and their act is quickly running thin. The Dudleys are awesome but I'll take a drill to my eyeballs if they try to make me watch another Usos match.

I believe the main reason they're going to NXT is to partner with Finn and make the Balor Club an actual thing. Gallows could come up with some cool makeup to coincide with the demon.

 

[killface]

Saw this on Twitter

Too Swiss.

 

[Mightmitenot]

Bray is an octave compared to the one note that is Alberto Del Rio. Focuses soley on the "injury" he does to his opponent and has to be helped by a League of Nations team mate.

BORING!!!!

 

[JabarR]

I just saw Big Slow on Lip Sync Battle performing with Olivia Munn!