Things Batman Would Never Say

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Batman: Oh, **** mom and dad, do I really have to avenge you? Couldn't I just like get you a nicer grave stone and mastere in the kitchen?

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Robin: Man I love girls.

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Batgirl: I'm cool!

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Joker: Bats, I forgive you

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Bane: I must.....BAKE YOU!!!!!!

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Hush: Bruce, old chum, let's hump.

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Riddler: Riddle me this! What is 2 + 2?

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Alfred: Sir, I've run out of hand lotion, shall I spit and stroke?

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Gordon: You know, you always knew when to make me feel like a natural woman

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Nightwing: My name is Dick....I don't get the joke.

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Huntress: I'm an important part of this team!

 

[General_Grievous]

Batman: "I'll defeat you, Joker, or else my names not Bruce Wayne"
Catwoman: "So, do you like wusses?"

 

[General_Grievous]

Robin: "Holy ****, Batman!"

 

[That-Guy]

(Nightwing and Catwoman both show up, wanting to be Batman's partner for the night).

Batman: Hmm... what do you think? Dick or wuss tonight?

 

[BuckwheatBegins]

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

 

[MST3K 4ever]

Batman: Yes this is my costume and No I am not a Pro-Wrestler!

Robin: At least one of my parents are still alive what am I doing with these nutjobs.

Nightwing: My costume needs a cape...everyone is wearing them why can't I?

Batgirl: On the bright side I amat least a step above the Spoiler on the food chain.

Alfred: This kind of crap never happens to that guy on "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"

Oracle; No I can't look up that info right now...I am about to set a new record for minesweeper.

Gordon: I think it's time I color my hair.

Joker: I am so tierd of everyone looking at me and yelling that they love my happy meals.

Catwoman: I am Catwoman and I do not approve of CINO.

Bane: If there is any justice in this world...they will never let Schwarzeneger play me in the movie.

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Catwoman: That movie did me justice!

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Bane: BAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKEEEE YOUUUU!

 

[WayneEnterprise]

The Bane one is the funniest. Ever.

 

[WayneEnterprise]

Batman: "I'm sick of this crap, I'm moving to Metropolis."

 

[WayneEnterprise]

Batman: "Gee, I wish I could be more like Superman."

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

Batman: Bale's ash isn't round enough to play me!

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

Nightwing: Why does everyone do the "Dick" joke to me, yet my mentor's name is Bruce WAYNE. WAYNE. How does that sound?

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

(Nightwing and Catwoman both show up, wanting to be Batman's partner for the night).

Batman: Hmm... what do you think? Dick or wuss tonight?

*heaves and collapes on floor from laughing so hard*

 

[Darko]

Oracle: How do you turn on this computer?????