Scarecrow: Would you believe I only weigh 47 pounds? See folks, Trimspa really does work!
Bane: After I stopped using steriods, I found out I just couldn't cut it as a supervillain. Kinda makes me feel like an Olympic athlete.
Bane's 3 Annoying Henchmen:
Bird: No, I'm not Sigfried OR Roy.
Zombie: No, I'm not Billy Corgan.
Trogg: Uh, I don't know who I look like... but anyway, aren't you glad we're not around anymore?
Killer Croc: Hey, here's a little known fact, kids. When Jim Lee was drawing my scenes in HUSH, he was running short on time, so he just cut and pasted a bunch of old sketches of the Lizard he did for Marvel a long time ago and hoped no one would notice!