Things Revenge of the Fallen taught me......

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    1. some robots can teleport. some robots can fly into space and to another planet in 5 seconds. other robots demand carrier planes to transport them across seas, because jumping out of one is too much fun.

    2. when senselessly climbing a pyramid being ripped apart by a giant alien, stay at the corner.

    3. seizing authority over highly classified weaponry: tell them you are from sector 7.

    4. twitching and blinking uncontrollably makes you read faster.

    5. Buried artifacts from over 19,000 years ago are securely protected by the thickest stone wall conceivable.

    6. all college girls are smoking hot
     
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    7. That Michael Bay is bad with sequels. Bad Boys 2 was bad and so was this movie.

    :o
     
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    8. That the Washington D.C. Smithsonian is in the middle of a desert landscape.
     
  4. Episode29 Hooper Drives The Boat!

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    9. That there is a (Robot) Heaven!
    10. That Megan Fox's lip-gloss is most durable, long-lasting product on the planet.
    11. That Transformers view humans as racial caricatures.
     
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    12. Racism is not funny.
     
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    13. That one pot brownie will make you belligerent and out of control in 5 minutes.
     
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    14. That like 100 guys with spears can't catch a Tiger.
     
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    15. That by connecting two robots with an extension cord, you can transfer the parts from one to the other.
     
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    16. If you're on 'The Office' , you can get hot,18 year old college freshmen to get excited for you,even if you are a dorky professor.

    17. That Egyptian people will pretty much ignore anything destroying all their villages.

    18. That you should never tell your super-hot girlfriend you love her until death is imminent.
     
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    19. Some people can't just sit back and enjoy 50-foot robots beating on each other.
     
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    20. I would so have sex with Alice:o
     
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    21. I would have sex with Arcee. :grin:
     
  13. chaseter Esteemed Member

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    22. HAHAHAHAHA:eek:
     
  14. sabetoonth Where You Get Those Eyes?

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    24. the falle is a ***** when a bigger robot comes to town
     
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    25. When Constructicons combine together, they can be in two places at once
    26. I want a new corvette........
     
  16. sabetoonth Where You Get Those Eyes?

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    27. i want an auotobot corvette
     
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    28. Some Transformers look a lot like the robots from Futurama
     
  18. Drizzle I'm gonna get real weird with it

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    29. Optimus Prime wants your face.
     
  19. sabetoonth Where You Get Those Eyes?

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    29. robots share a lot of parts, like three robots in one movie having blackouts head, and another having barricades
     
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    30. theres such a thing as a transformer fetus
    31. Michael Bay and 11 year old boys have the same sense of humor
    32. Sams mom was entering menopause.
     
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    33. This movie was awful
     
  22. sabetoonth Where You Get Those Eyes?

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    34. transformers have lots of twins, the constructicons and the constructicons fighting while devastor wrecked the pyramid
     
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    35. Transformers Apparently Are Racist
     
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    36. I was a fool for complaining about the slow motion in Watchmen, or the dumb robot designs in Terminator Salvation
     
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    37. I didn't need to see John T in a banana Hammock
     

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